Hello my Little Hatchings. I know it's been a long time. School has been crazy and my account was being weird. But now I have this new book I'm doing along with another one that's going to be call Fairy Tail Academy. It will have the same characters as Fair Tail Origins and a little bit of the same plot line but a majority of the plot will be mine. I should have it posted by hopefully this week. I'll let you guys know when there'll be any changes or announcements. Now sit back and enjoy the story Little Hatchings.
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-----FTO-----
David: So as your best friend--.
Mario: Kit is my best friend.
David (Stops for a second and creates an ice spike holding it to him): As you best friend!
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Inmo at 3 am: If you're a farmer and you breed chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?
Kit: GO TO BED!
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Ritchie: What's a for letter word for stupid?
Mario: Inmo.
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Bryan: Jakey asked me to be his fake date to his cousin's wedding so he could avoid the usual "are you seeing someone?" questions.
Kay: I've read enough fanfiction to know how this turns out.
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Viper: Allumos! I think I might like Jerioco.
Allumos: Finally! (Pulls out a binder) Now come here. I already planned out your wedding.
Viper: (Slowly backs out of the room)
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Brandon: That Jazz fella is weird.
Jazz: (Bust in through the door) I hear you were talking sh** about me!
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-----Origins of Olympus-----
Davis: Hey Cal! I found a vodoo doll!
Cal: Davis, that's a glow stick.
Davis: (Breaks it) That's what I said.
Cal: (Sudden glows) I hate you.
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Ricarro: Do you think I could fit ten marshmallows in my mouth at once?
Mikeal: You're a hazard to society.
Lychee: And a coward! Do twenty!
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Mario: So... how was your date with Magnus?
Xylo: I think I finally got the point of our relationship. She stabbed my heart out and now I'm dying in my own pity.
Mario: ... she tried to kill you, didn't she...?
Xylo: Yep.
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Xylo: Bryan, I dare you to kiss the next person to walk in this room.
Bryan: What? I'm not just gonna kiss a random stra--!
Inpu: (walks in)
Bryan: Well, rules are rules.
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Lychee: Are you wearing make up? Where'd your freckles go?
Cal: Huh? Oh, winter just makes my freckles fade.
Lychee: I see....
*later*
Lychee: (Beating the snow with a shovel) Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Jerk.
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Cal: Ricarro?
Ricarro: Yeah?
Cal: Why are you laying under a Christmas tree?
Ricarro: Because I am a GIFT!
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... yeah. I'mma leave now.
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