Spiderboy
MS BOOMER STORK MNA
Boomer
Whattup kiddo
Spiderboy
GESS WAT HAPRKND
Boomer
You and Ted did another nerd bet and now you're phone is stuck in caps lock
Spiderboy
HOWD YOU KNOW
just kidding
Ned*
BUT SERIOUSLY
Boomer
Spill, child
Spiderboy
One, legit adult here
Boomer
Not so sure about that anymore
Spiderboy
And two, I might die
Boomer
Literally or figuratively, because I never know with you
Spiderboy
Depends on what's about to happen
I put a confession note in my crush's locker, and I'm hiding in a bathroom stall because I saw her going down the hall looking super pissed and I am not gonna go near that because sometimes I do value my life.
Idk if she's seen it yet but I'm taking NO chances whatsoever
Boomer
Why the hell is a high schooler fighting crime??
Spiderboy
That's all you have to say???
AND I NEVER SAID I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL!!
Boomer
Kid, I'm not stupid
Spiderboy
Okay fine I admit I am still in highschool
Whattya gonna do bout' it
Boomer
Wait you're serious??
I was kidding but like.. damn
Spiderboy
So was I
I'm not in high school
Jus5.. uh
You know what I'm not even gonna try
Ye I'm in high school
Boomer
Wait then whY THE HELL ARE YOU FIGHTING CRIME!??
Spiderboy
Talk later grg
Gtg*
Boomer
You get back here right now or so help me
Spiderboy
Why? Did you fall down? I see no reason to help you
my position has been compromised by the school bully so imma run cya later old man boomer guy~
Boomer
This conversation isn't over
Spiderboy
Yes it is!
YOU ARE READING
Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man
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