Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

Its raining raccoons

The room had a moment of silence. The whole room. Steve and Tony were watching something with Tony's wireless headphones, Wanda was daydreaming, Peter was trying to figure out where a really fast thumping was coming from, and Bucky was looking at Peter's arm.

Bucky was about to say something, when a loud scream erupted from a hallway, followed by a half naked man appearing behind Wanda. All he had on was a towel.

"Wanda!! Deal with your boyfriend!" He screeched, making Peter jump back with the new man's incredibly fast appearance.

His accent sounded just like Wanda's. Siblings..? Maybe?

Wanda's pleasant smile turned into an annoyed scowl.

"Pierto." She said calmly.

"What!" Pierto yelled, still looking down the hall.

"We have a guest." Wanda looked at the towel-wearing man with irritation.

"A guest?? Where-" he turned to look around the room, eyes landing on Peter.

Peter stiffened.

"Oh shit, it's a kid!" He yelled, trying to cover himself up more.

Wanda smacked him.

"Owww, what was that for you witch??" He whined.

She smacked him again.

"Okay okay! I'm going to get clothes! Just get your boyfriend out of my shower!! I was kind of in the middle of singing Pompeii" Pierto complained.

Wanda groaned loudly and stood up. Pierto disappeared.. like- really fast. Peter didn't even see it happen?!? Wanda trudged down the hall the strange man had come from.

Wait. Why was Wanda's boyfriend in Pierto's shower-

His thoughts were cut off again by Pierto rushing back in.

"Hello kid!" The man from before stood himself in front of Peter, now fully dressed in a red shirt and leggings.

Peter launched himself backwards into the counter.

"Shit shit shit- I mean shoot- shit I didn't mean to say that! I'm sorry, damn it- oh what the hell" the man muttered angrily to himself as he pulled Peter back into his previous sitting position.

What the truck just happened. What the truck what the truck what the truck.

Okay! Red Bull guy floats through floors. That's one thing. Peter can get by that! eventually!  Man who breaks the law of physics by either teleporting without weird inter-dimensional magic or large physical mutation to prevent their body from breaking down at inhuman speeds? Not so much! There's a pretty big difference between a red guy having the ability to transfer cells through a floor or something to a man who can defy the functions of speed and force. Peter was very intimidated at the level of logic-defying demonism this 'Pierto' had achieved.

Peter watched in awe as Pietro ran out of the room again. Now that he was focusing, he could see how the strange man had been getting around so quickly.