Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

MWAHAHAHA TWO IN THREE HOURS. What is sleep.

Tony has passed out the smoothies, somewhere along the way making enough for him, Banner, Peter and whoever was going to be dinking around for a snack in the fridge later.

He filled three cups, turning toward Bruce and Peter. Bruce was on his phone, playing candy crush or something. Peter was, once again, nowhere to be found.

"Hey Pete, hungry?" He questioned, tapping the counter once he set all of the drinks on the island.

Peter jumped from where he sat, snapped back into reality like my bones every morning.

"Uh- yeah" he called up over the counter, unable to see Tony from the angle he was at.

Bruce looked up from his phone at Tony, confused as to why he called it out. He then looked to the seat next to him, which was empty. Peter quickly erased any look of panic from his expression as best he could while wiping his eyes. He sat down politely on the stool. Banner looked at his suspiciously.

"What were you doing on the floor, nipper?" Tony asked, sliding him a drink as though they were at a bar and looking for information.

"I fell on my back and got comfortable. Have you ever laid on the floor and not wanted to get back up?" He lied smoothly, the only partial truth being he usually never wanted to get back up.

"All the time" Tony replied, passing out some thicc smoothie straws.

Bruce's suspicion subsided. He too, had moments like that.

"So, who's the lucky man?" Peter asked in a slick manner, glancing at Bruce in hope that he'd spill Tony's husband's identity.

Bruce took this another way however, choking on his smoothie.

"Tony, I've already told you that Thor is not my date!" Bruce shouted defensively "and even if he was, what gives you the right to go telling people?!?"

A moment of silence..

Tony exploded in laughter. He nearly thought his surprise was ruined, but this was the best possible save.

"Wait, you've met Thor??" Peter almost shouted, the thought of a literal god being caught in relationship gossip leaping from the fact that it was silly, and it was with Bruce Banner.

"I-" Bruce started, caught of guard at the surprise coming from Peter.

"Like- the Thor?? Norse god Thor?? Thunder go boom boom man??" Peter was willing to come up with a million more nicknames.

The clink of glass shut him up, somehow being the relapse back to his previous thoughts.

'Bruce wasn't safe' Was all that came to mind, like warning bells. Why?

Bruce let out a groan, shoving his head into his hands.

"You weren't talking about me" he mumbled whiningly, ashamed at spilling his own secrets, to a stranger nonetheless.

"Indeed he wasn't. Isn't that right, Peter?" Tony smiled knowingly down at Peter, a hint of cockiness in his eyes.

"Who's Tony's husband, is what I meant" Peter clarified, starring directly into Tony's eyes while Bruce rubbed his brows.

"Oh, his husband? It's just S-" Bruce was cut off by a cold liquid hitting his arm, his flinching back and smacking Peter in the face.

"Don't tell him!" Tony yelled, before noticing what Bruce did.

"Oh shoot, Peter, I'm sorry!" Bruce joined in the yelling, reaching over to steady Peter from falling over.

Peter knew it, he couldn't hear what they were saying but he knew it.