Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

50/50

Spiderboy

Sorry for leaving so fast, the bell rang and I had to go

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Peter had just finished running a good distance from the school before he remembered that he left Mr Boomer Man on read.

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Spiderboy

And I'll gladly take you're offer

Name for rundown of some simple powers?

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Tony was in his lab, tinkering with what he hoped would be a little floating coffee maker. The future wasn't looking too bright for the chances of his beloved.

After a while, huffed in anger, throwing the circular device across the room. He'd deal with it later.

While brooding in silence for a moment, Tony felt his phone vibrate again.

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Spiderboy

I didn't annoy you did I?

I shouldn't be stressing over text messages, you probably have a life or whatever, I'm pretty sure most boomers have jobs..

Are you a retired boomer?

Like, a super old one?? Bcuz I could see that happening tbh

Boomer

First of all, pipsqueak, I'm beginning to doubt your claim on not being twelve

Spiderboy

Hey!

Boomer

And secondly, who talks to themselves through text to another person. Maybe in your diary where your secret crush is hidden, but to a stranger? Really??

Spiderboy

Sorry about that

Just a need for everyone to know what I'm thinking so that I don't feel like a loser

Boomer

Kid

It doesn't matter what you do

You'll always be a loser

Spiderboy

And you'll always be the bee to my bonnet

My best friend forever

Boomer

Was that a reference to some sorta new slang or are you just weird

Spiderboy

Yes

Boomer