Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

Not yet

Doubts flooded Peter's mind. No reason in particular.. just the constant aching of his body and the fuzziness of his head when he walked into what he at first thought was a fever dream.

Nope! Just Tony Stark's lab on a Monday apparently!

DUM-E was rolling in a circle, the tire tracks all over the floor suggesting that it may have been going on for quite some time. There was literally a wall of empty coffee cups taped together in a corner, standing almost as tall as Peter, and wide enough for him to lie down in. That wasn't even the strangest part either!

Birthday Suit by Cosmo Sheldrake was playing.

And Tony was dancing on a table, that was there too.

But the song. To say Peter was confused.. that'd be pretty accurate. He was watching a billionaire lip sync dramatically to a hippie-like-drug song about stripping or something with no end in sight. He just didn't know what to do now.

So he didn't do anything. How are you supposed to go on from this?? Peter just sat there in perplexed awe as Tony majestically jumped off of the table, DUM-E halting in what looked like a bow as Tony stacked a cup into the ever-growing fortress. While he spun around to get the tape to attach the styrofoam cage of magic, Tony discovered he may not have been as alone as he thought..

"Peter!" He called out in surprise "when did you get here??" Tony dropped the tape, hoping the kid had just arrived after he leaped off of the table.

That'd save some embarrassment.

"I've only heard that song in memes Mr Stark, but I bet if I got that on film, everyone would know that song by heart within a week" Peter guessed, nearly ready to bet money on it.

"Good thing you didn't then" Tony sighed, feeling so stupid for making the kid watch that.

"Friday, do you have those recordings?" Peter looked up as he asked, a sly grin on his face.

Tony's face turned white.

"Indeed I do, Peter. Would you like me to send them to 801-555-7694? Also known as "My Spider-Baby" in Mr Stark's contacts?" Her voice somehow sounded amused, even with the emotionless programming.

"Yes please!" Peter laughed, pointing to Tony, not noticing the nickname.

"Fri, override. Delete those and make sure no one sees them" Tony yelled up to her, not allowing the kid to get that kind of blackmail on him.

"I'm afraid they're already sent, sir. I can block him from transferring it through devices, but they cannot be removed"

"Beper Batman Parnter, you had better delete those young man" Tony waved his fingers at Peter.

"There's no need to feel down, I said Young Man, get your feet off the ground-" Peter began to sing, the feature automatically hard-wired into his brain.

"Pete-"

"Have you ever actually said my name before?" Peter laughed, processing the actual words in the sentence before, "I've never had someone call me Beper"

"Course I have, kid, what makes you say otherwise?" Tony made his way across the room to Peter.

"Dunno, but watching you try and come up with nicknames is a sight to see" he grinned, not wanting Tony to think he doesn't like it.

"Well then, squirt, I oughta make a list so I don't repeat any, don't I?" he ruffled the kid's hair playfully, not actually planning on making a list and just saying the first thing that comes to mind.