summary: roman and patton get caught basically breaking the law so thomas breaks an even bigger law, obviously
word count: 263
i'm sorry this is long (bc realistically these quote thingys are supposed to be short) but this entire scene is iconic, it's my favorite scene from community so yeah (i'm also sorry this isn't much, this is all i could do this year, i'll make it up on saturday fhfhdksl)
tw// chloroform, kinda yelling, that's it :))
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Roman & Patton: *break into an office*
Janitor: Excuse me. Who are you guys? This is not your office.
Patton, being a clueless moron: I can explain.
Janitor: ...
Roman: ...
Patton: Let me explain.
Janitor: ...
Roman: ...
Patton: ...
Thomas: *chloroforms janitor*
Janitor: *passes out*
Patton: Oh my god.
Thomas: I didn't know what to do.
Patton: Oh my god!
Roman: I usually have one foot out of reality and even I'm freaking out right now.
Patton: You chloroformed the janitor?!
Thomas: Stop yelling at me! You're the ones that got caught!
Patton: You're the one that's yelling!
Thomas: We're in big trouble! We have to do something!
Patton, panicking while running around janitor's body: I don't know what to do. My whole brain is crying.
Patton and Thomas: *screaming and crying*
Roman: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
Ro, Pat, & Thomas: *lie down on the ground around janitor*
Janitor, slowly waking up: What's happening?
Patton, obviously faking: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed.
Thomas, the terrible liar: Somebody chloroformed ALL of us.
Roman, seriously get Janus in here, they're all terrible liars: And now we're regaining consciousness together.
Janitor, looking at Thomas: I don't understand, who is he? And why is he holding a rag?
Thomas: ...
Roman: ...
Patton: ...
Thomas, again, panicking: *chloroforms janitor again* Okay, that was the worst idea ever. Can we please just run away now?
Roman and Patton: Okay.
Patton, while running out of the room: *trips over janitor's body* Sorry.
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this is a lil different from my usual stuff but teachers are cramming like crazy before holiday break sO I PROMISE, THIS IS MY LAST LAZY ONE I SWEAR, I'LL START PUTTING MORE EFFORT DHFHDKS :)) anywho, love you all, stay safe, buh bye!
11/17/20
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Sanders Sides One-Shots
Fanfiction~ every ship except remrom, thomas x sides, and no x reader :) (a lot of poly ships aren't in here but that's just bc there's so many variations that it'd be hard to get all of them djfhksk) ~ NO smut here, just angst and fluff :)) ~ posting on satu...
