4 Deadly Queens

Hobby

What are your hobbies?

Yumi: Reading.

Ethan: Studying.

Giovanni: Talino niyo naman. By the way, I don't have hobbies. Ginagawa ko lang ang gusto kong gawin.

Kaye: Cellphone. Okay na 'yon?

Alex: Watching action movies.

Black: *doesn't care about the question*

Kiana: Mine is eating! *munching Piattos*

Alex & Ethan: We all know that.

Kiana: And Stephen's hobby is watching porn.

Kaye: Pagbabasa din ng magazines na may mga hubad na babae.

Alex: Hoy! Huwag nga kayong ganyan. Nagbago na 'yun. Anyway, where is he?

Ethan: I saw him watching inside his room as I heard disgusting noises from his television.

Giovanni: Walang pinagbago. Tsk. Tsk.

Alex: Kiana, ihanda ang kabaong.

Kiana: Bakit ako? Kumakain ako, sis'.

Kaye: Ikaw daw mag-adjust.

Stephen: Huy naririnig ko kayo ha! *walking down the stairs*

Yumi: Here comes porn guy.

Giovanni: Lagot.

Ethan: *shaking his head because of disappointment*

Kiana: Oh. Blood's gonna kill tonight.

Stephen: A-Ano bang pinag-uusapan niyo?

Alex: Gago... (It's their endearment)

Black: Your death.

Kiana: Diba ikaw 'yun?

Black: Tsk, Demon.

Ethan: Back to the topic. What's your hobby, Stephen?

Stephen: Watching... *smirks*

Kaye: Watching porn *nods*

Kiana: Sabi ko na eh.

Alex: Watching porn, huh? Want me to guillotine your head?

Giovanni: Alin? Up or down?

Yumi: Both.

Stephen: *nervous* Sayang lahi ko, guys!

Alex: Do I look like I care?

Stephen: Hindi pa kasi ako tapos eh. What I mean is, my favorite hobby is watching Alex. Iyong ngiti niya, tawa niya pati na din pag-irap niya. *talking in a tone serious tone*

Kiana: HAHAHAHAHA punyeta! Namumula si Alex!

Alex: Tangina niyo.

All: *laughs*

Kaye: G-Guys... what is guillotine?

Kiana: Search mo.

Yumi: Lazy.

Kaye: Ano nga? *looks at Gio*

Giovanni: Why me? *looks away*

Stephen: Tanong mo kay Alex. Siya naman nagsabi eh.

Alex: As if mage-gets niya.

Ethan: Mean.

Kiana: Siguro mage-gets niya kapag bilog na ang buwan.

All (except Kaye) : What?

Kaye: Bakit? May quarter moon naman ah? Half-moon? Half quarter?

Kiana: HAHAHAHA! Letche. Anong half-moon? Half quarter? Sinasabi mo? Lagi namang bilog ang buwan *dying in laughter*

Kaye: Oo nga, 'no? Bwiset ka demonyita!

Alex: Tanga.

Kaye: Kung ako tanga, siya abnormal.

Giovanni: Yeah.

Ethan: I agree.

Yumi: It's in born.

Stephen: Oo nga! Isip bata!

Kiana: Maka-isip bata ka ah? Bati ba kita?

Stephen: Hindi ba?

Kiana: Black oh. Pinagtutulungan ako.

Black: Mga siraulo.