Nightstar: Yo, so Blackie just forgot how the StarClan she does this (nice going) but yeah. Anyway, as she clicked onto this she got an idea. Yay.
Beetleflight: And?
Hazel: *Yawn*
Blackie: Dangit, I was gonna try to get this to 101 episodes, but I never got any ideas and now I forgot names. Nice going Llll- I MEAN BLACKIE! yep, Blackie's THE NAME
Nightstar: *casual blink* So Blackie shall now make up some random names because we got the lazy author, yay.
Sweetbriar: Loving the unenthusiasiam.
Night: Anyway, she's gonna make fun of a high school relationship, but using cats because her brain is strange like that.
NO THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE TO ANY OF MY FRIENDS THAT ARE HERE ON WATTPAD. THIS IS A RANDOM IDEA THAT CAME TO MY MIND AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RECENT EVENTS, I'm just bored.
*screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeəėęěĕè÷éêëēeeeeeeeeeeeeeəN*
Mr. Beetle: bla bla bla *math lecture*
Random cat (let's call her Zebrastripe): Sooo, Batwing, do you looove me?
Batwing: Yes, I loooooooove you!
Zebrastripe: More o's than me? TRUE LOVE
Mrs. Crystal: STOP LOVIN' AND PAY ATTENTION OR I SHALL SMACK YOU!!
Zebra and Bat: Yikes
*Two weeks later*
Zebra: YOOOU DOOOON'T LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ME!
Bat: How sad.
Zebra: MEANIE!! *break up* *cries*
*****Ooooffff scrəəəəəəN******
Blackie: Taaaa-daaaa!!
Beetle: What the StarClan?
So I was bored and felt like this needed an update (but who even reads this) and yeah
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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