*The camera is flickered on and two office chairs are shown. They spin around and a light is shown on the two cats. Graytail and Beetleflight. Graytail wears a suit and bowtie, while Beetle wears a tie. They smile and wave at the camera*
Graytail: Hello everyone. I am Graytail and this is my partner Beetleflight.
Beetleflight: I know, you're probably wondering: "What the StarClan is going on here?"
Graytail: Well! We're here to answer that question! *he presses a button and a screen appears with a presentation*
Gray: This is how to be a good mate/dad 101! Unlike the other two ripoff shows, we got permission from Nightstar. She is currently in the audience!
Nightstar: *waves*
Beetleflight: Today we are going over how to be a good mate! Here's a few examples.
*The screen now shows a picture of Graytail giving Cherryfrost a rose*
Gray: She cats love flowers!
Beetle: Some of them. Crystal bit me when I gave her a rose.
*there is now a picture of Beetleflight talking to his children, probably giving them a lesson on "what the starclan"*
Beetleflight: Make sure to connect with your kids. Your mate will love that!
Graytail: *clicks button* and here we have-
*his voice is cut off by horrified gasping*
Beetle:GRAY THAT IS NOT HUNTING TOGETHER! NO NO NO, CLICK OFF OF THAT THERE ARE KIDS IN THE AUDIENCE!
Graytail: OH STARCLAN! *frantically shuts off screen*
Blackfur: Way to go you guys. You need lessons.
Gray and Beetle: Uuhhh, that's all for today folks!
*the camera is cut off*
Oops?
~ Blackie
VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE NEXT PART GUYS!
YOU ARE READING
How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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