Nightstar: HELLO PEOPLE OF WATTPAD TV! MY NAME IS NIGHTSTAR, WHICH YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW, AND I'M THE HOST OF HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101!!!!!!
Hazelfeather: And apparently I'm the co-host...
*a toy mouse randomly comes across the stage, the kits chasing it*
Beetleflight: *chasing after the kits* Get back here vampire kits!
Oak: *chasing after Beetleflight* BEEEETLEBUUUUUUG
Robinpaw: WOOO! I'M FASTER THAN ALL OF YOUUUUU! *chases after Oak*
*Birchshade is being chased by the 20 bucks, while chasing Robinpaw*
*Snowstorm is chasing after the bucks on a horse in a cowboy hat and twirling a lasso yelling "YEE HAW!"*
Nightstar: So the mouse is being chased by kits being chased by Beetleflight being chased by Oak being chased by Robinpaw being chased by Birchshade being chased by 20 bucks, being chased by cowgirl Snowstorm.
Mistwing: Thats about right.
Snowstorm: YEE HAH! *twirls lasso and accidentally lassos Flameheart, dragging him along*
Nightstar: And Flameheart is being dragged along.
Doveflight: TAKE ME WITH YOU! *chases after Flameheart*
Nightstar: Doveflight is now chasing after Flameheart.
Sunfeather: GET BACK TO THE MEDICINE DEN *Chases after Doveflight*
Larkpaw: UHHHH *chases after Sunfeather*
Nightstar: And Sunfeather is chasing Doveflight while being chased by Larkpaw.
Riftstone: Eh, why not. *Follows Larkpaw*
Hollow: *Follows Rift*
A
nd Hollowfrost is following Riftstone who is following Larkpaw!
*This goes on until Nightstar is the only one left on the stage*
Nightstar: Hello?
....
Camera cat: I'm here.
Tech cats: We're here.
Nightstar: Hey Graytail, Cedarpaw, Twilightsky, and Flarecloud.
All mentioned: Hey
Nightstar: *looks at watch* So it was supposed to be a normal show, then that happened. Now we have 10 seconds left!
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Nightstar: BYE PEOPLE
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Nightstar: COME BACK NEXT TIME
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Snowstorm: *in the background* YEE HAH
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
This was supposed to be a normal episode, I swear. Then my mind just, I don't even know but this happened...
Well, see ya next time!
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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