Nightstar: Welcome to Episode 1 of How to ruin a relationship 101! I am your host, Nightstar!
*Cheering*
Nightstar: Today we will be using the lovely Shadowtail and Sweetbriar from BoneClan! Thanks for volunteering!
*More cheering*
Shadowtail and Sweetbriar: We never agreed to this, you locked us in a basement with Lightningpaw and Birchpaw on guard. You paid them $10 to hold us there until the show started...
Nightstar: SHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Whispers to camera and audience* Don't listen to them, they're crazy!
*Some more random cheering*
Nightstar: SO, episode 1 will be...
*Drumroll*
Nightstar: FORGETTING HER NAME!
*Now on screen*
Shadowtail: Hey Featherbriar!
Sweetbriar: Shadowtail, that's not my name.
Shadowtail: OH I'm sorry Briarsweet!
Sweetbriar: *shaking her head* Shadowtail, my name is-
Shadowtail: I KNOW, LAUNDRY BASKET!
Sweetbriar: What...?
*the author was looking at a laundry basket*
Shadowtail: Feathertail? Sweetheart? Briarlight? Sweettail?
Sweetbriar: No, no, no, and no.
Shadowtail: Flameheart? Doveflight? Fawnfoot? Briarpaw? NIGHTSTAR?
Nightstar: *Even though she shouldn't be here* "SHADOWTAIL I'M YOUR MOTHER!
Shadowtail: Oh, uh, Cherryfrost?!
Sweetbriar: No, no, no, no, no, no and for the last time NO
*100 years later*
Shadowtail: Sweetbriar?
Sweetbriar: FINALLY
Shadowtail:I told you I would get it, Briarsweet!
Sweetbriar: I GIVE UP
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage done to the brain in this show. Thank you.
Nightstar: THANKS FOR WATCHING, BYE!
*Screaming in the distance and a bunch of angry fans come*
Nightstar: Uh oh, gotta go!
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
Thank you all for watching!
YES I DO REALIZE IT ISN'T SATURDAY
YOU ARE READING
How to Ruin a Relationship 101
Humor*This will just randomly be updated whenever* Join us every Saturday night as Nighstar tells you the perfect ways to ruin a relationship! It will go from forgetting their name to abandoning them for a rogue! Remember, every Saturday folks BUY TICKET...
