Nightstar: Hello every1 welcome bck to How 2 ruin a Relationship 101. I'm ur host Nightstar!
Hazelfeather: *sigh* and I'm Hazelfeather.
Nightstar: Since I have no ideas for this show I bring u something gr8.
Lightningstar: JUST GET ON WITH IT
Nightstar: Geez, no need 2 be mean. Today's show will b making fun of Warrior's OCs with horrible lives! Blackfur will b our example
Blackfur: *the real dude, not the author, thats Blackie* WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE I WAS JUST TALKING TO EMBERCLAW NOW I'M HERE!
Emberclaw: *appears with Treestar in a detective outfit* You called.
Blackfur: What the
Beetleflight: STARCLAN
Crystalstrike: I apologize for my mate, he's crazy sometimes. *drags Beetle away*
Hollowfrost: *Looks Blackfur over* Hmm, more cats to murder.
*Emberclaw, Treestar, Blackfur, Camera cat, Nightstar, and Hazelfeather are randomly transported to an awesoem detective room, Tree, Ember, Night, and Hazel all have suits on, while Blackie is standing there, cofused.*
Emberclaw: *pulls out chair* So. We are here to investigate your oh so horrible life for the readers.
(PLEASE NOTE BLACKFUR IS AN OLD OC, I TRY NOT TO MAKE BAD LIVES FOR THEM ANYMORE)
Blackfur: Uh, okay.
Hazelfeather: I hate this.
Treestar: Parents/Sibilings died?
Blackfur: Well uh, My mom died and two of my three sibilings died, my dad and sister should still be alive.
Emberclaw: *writing stuff down* Interesting.
Nightstar: And ur clan was destroyed?
Blackfur: Yep.
Emberclaw: And everyone close to you is lost or dead?
Blackfur: Kinda?
Emberclaw: *pushes glasses up* So kids, what have we learned from this show?
Kits: NOT TO MAKE OUR OCS HAVE A HORRIBLE LIFE! IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE!
Treestar: Very good!
Nightstar: Well, that's all 4 this show! Come bck nxt time!
Hazelfeather: I hate you all.
BoneClan + TreeClan: BYE!
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
TreeClan studios is not responsible for any damage caused to the brain by BoneClan studios.
And this what happens when Blackie has no ideas.
~ Blackie
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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