Nightstar: HELLOOO PEOPLE OF WATTPAD TV! WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101!
Hazelfeather: I'm Hazelfeather. She's Nightstar.
Birchshade: TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM
Nightstar: ANYWAY TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE INTERVIEWING....
*drumroll*
Nightstar: ASHFUR, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, AND BRAMBLESTAR!!!
Emberclaw: Quick question, does Squirrelflight fly?
Treestar: She's a cat, cats don't fly.
*Spottedfur and Bonestar fly by*
Treestar: I lied.
Birchshade: TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM
Hollowfrost: WHO THE-
Beetleflight: StarClan!
Hollowfrost: Not what I was gonna say, but ok. WHO THE STARCLAN IS NICO!?
Nico: *appears* Shadow Taveling went wrong again.
Will: NICO! NO SHADOW TRAVELING! DOCTORS ORDERS
Bianca (from my other fanfic): NICOOO LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR!
Nico: Bianca?
Bianca: Oops *disapears*
Birchshade: TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOMMMMMMM *jumps on Nico*
Hollowfrost: WHERE DID TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM COME FROM?
Birchshade: FROM A FANFIC CALLED COMING BACK THAT I_am_Maplestar RECOMMENDED TO BLACKIE!
Riftstone: You guys are in the wrong Fandom again.
Rainlily: Yeah, come on guys!
Nightstar: Yeah anyway. Lets interview Ashfur, Squirrelflight, and Bramblestar.
*Night disapears and reappears in a room in a detective suit. Ash, Squirrel, and Bramble are there too*
Bramblestar: Great StarClan, where are we?
Nightstar: YOU'RE IN HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101!
Squirrelflight: I don't like the sound of that.
Nightstar: Don't worry!
Ashfur: Wait, who are you?
Nightstar: Nightstar!
Ashfur: From ShadowClan?
Nightstar: Nope! From BoneClan!
Bramblestar: BoneClan?
Nightstar: Yeah! Anyway. Squirrelflight, tell me about your and Ashfur's relationship.
Squirrelflight: Doesn't exist.
Ashfur: I loved you!
Bramblestar: I loved her first!
Ashfur: No! I did!
Bramblestar: Noooooo
Ashfur: I love herrrr
Bramblestar: I had kits with her!
Snowstorm: YE HAH!
Squirrelflight: What the
Beetleflight: STARCLAN!
Ashfur: Uhhh
Yellowfang: ASHFUR LOVED TOO MUCH!
Birchshade: TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM!
Bramblestar: *looks at camera* What the StarClan?
Two books updated today, one to go!
TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM!
~ Blackie
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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