Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101! I'M TOUR HOST, NIGHTSTAR!
Shadowtail: And I'm the co-host, Shadowtail!
Thunderpaw: I still can't hear you guys...
Ashpaw: I CAN HAHAHAHA
Hawkflight from StarClan: SHUT UP SON I WANNA HEAR THE SHOW
Thunderpaw: WHAT
Hollowfrost: RIFT
*Every cat stares at Hollowfrost*
Hollowfrost: Uh, I mean Copperfur! *Hugs Copperfur*
Copperfur: What? *Chokes*
Honeyspark and Sunpaw: MEDICINE CATS TO THE RESCUE
Nightstar: ...
Nightstar: Today's show will be forgetting you have kits!
All cats: OOH WHAT SHIP WILL THIS BE
Nightstar and Shadowtail: *Evil laugh*
Shadowtail: Wait, who is it again?
*On Screen*
Cherryfrost: *Gives birth to Flurrykit and Rosekit*
Graytail: What lovely kits we have!
Cherryfrost: Yes, they're beautiful!
*A few days later*
Graytail: Oh Cherryfrost, I wish we had kits.
Cherryfrost: Me too, they're so cute and loveable!
Rosekit and Flurrykit: YOU'RE FORGETTING US
Graytail: What was that?
Cherryfrost: Must've been the wind.
*They go back to talking about kits*
Nightstar: THAT'S THE END OF THIS EPISODE
Copperfur: *Is dead*
Hollowfrost: Oopsy
Birchshade: I FINALLY MADE IT AWAY FROM THE TEN BUCKS
Ten Bucks: NOT FOR LONG MUHAHA *Chase after Birchshade*
Bonestar: Living cats seriously need help.
Flameleaf: *Sitting next to Bonestar eating popcorn* I agree
*Hawkpaw appears*
Shadowtail:OH NO *Runs*
Nightstar: CUT CUT CUT END THE SHOW
*The camera drops as the camera cat who will later be revealed gets attacked by Skypaw and Firepaw*
Camera cat: I KNOW YOU TWO HATE BEETLES BUT SERIOUSLY
*Lightningstar calmly walks onto the stage and turns off the camera*
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
See you next time!
Any guesses on the camera cat?
Or any requests for future episodes?
~ Blackie
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
How to Ruin a Relationship 101
Mizah*This will just randomly be updated whenever* Join us every Saturday night as Nighstar tells you the perfect ways to ruin a relationship! It will go from forgetting their name to abandoning them for a rogue! Remember, every Saturday folks BUY TICKET...
