Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101! I'M YOUR HOST, NIGHTSTAR!
Shadowtail: And I'm your co-host, Shadowtail!
Thunderpaw: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU SAYING DUDE
Heatherpaw: Thunderpaw, you're deaf. Now shut up so I can hear the show.
Thunderpaw: WHAT
Bonestar: Spottedfur, you stole my magic to make your cruel kit deaf?
Spottedfur: Yes.
Bonestar: Can I have the magic back now?
Spottedfur: No.
Bonestar: UGH I GIVE UP.
Spottedfur: Good.
*Bonestar disappears out of anger*
Nightstar: Okay then...
Shadepool: GET ON WITH IT
Shadowtail: Today's episode will be forgetting your mate!
*On screen*
Flameheart: Hey guys, guess what, Birchshade's expecting my kits!
Lightningstar: You dummy, she's expecting MY kits!
Flameheart: NUH HUH
Lightningstar: YEAH HUH
*They go down in fighting*
Beetleflight: I love you Birchshade!
Crystalstrike: I'm officially offended.
Lionwing: BIRCHSHADE IS MINE
Silversky: I'm also offended.
Copperfur randomly appears: Hey Birchshade, how ya doin'?
Birchshade: What is going in here.
*All the toms gather around her*
Bonestar: Have you seriously forgotten who your mate is? Beetleflight go to Crystalstrike, Graytail, you're shipped with Cherryfrost. Lionwing, you're with Silversky. Flameheart, you're with the lovely missing Doveflight. Copperfur, how'd you even get here?
Copperfur: I uh, I *Disappears*
Lightningstar: WHAT ABOUT ME
Bonestar: You're Birchshade's actual mate.
Lightningstar: Okay!
*The video is over and it flashes back to the stage*
Hawkpaw: I'LL KILL YOU AND SAVE THE SHIPS OF BONECLAN
Nightstar: THIS SHOW IS OVER
*The show is cut off*
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Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
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