Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE I'M NIGHTSTAR, YOUR HOST.
Shadowtail: And I'm Shadowtail, your co-host who poofed out of StarClan.
Both: WELCOME TO HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101!
Shadowtail: Today's episode will be featuring a ship that isn't exactly BoneClan. It's CherryClan and BoneClan. Sort of.
Nightstar: THE SHIP IS CHERRYSTAR X POISONFUR
Shadowtail: Yeah... and the topic, I guess I'm gonna call it, is killing your mate! What a wonderful show.
Queens: LOOK AWAY KITS, THIS HAS BLOOD
Kits: Ooh, blood
Beetleflight: Okay, are our kits vampires now?
Thunderstrike: *slowly backs away* I AM NEVER HAVING KITS
Mistwing: Welp, my crush doesn't want kits.
Cinderfrost: *doing the usual stuff*
Hollowfrost: *planning out murder*
*Shadestar and Foxclaw appear in recliners with a bowl of popcorn*
Shadestar: What? I like blood.
Foxclaw: I wonder if blood tastes good on popcorn?
Icetail: *Appears with a bottle of blood and dances over* LET'S FIND OUT *puts the blood on popcorn*
Riftstone: Uhh, where'd you get that blood...?
Some random cat in the distance: I'M BLEEDING
Riftstone: Oh.
Doveflight: SEEDFALL WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED TO MURDER YOU
Seedfall: *runs away* ((She's smart))
Birchshade: LIGHTNINGSTAR GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE SO WE CAN NAME THESE KITTENS
Lightningstar: Uh oh
Shadowtai: On with the show!
*On the screen*
Cherrystar: *randomly comes into the BoneClan camp*
Poisonfur: *appears* Well hello mate. I'm going to kill you now. K?
Cherrystar: K...?
Cherrystar: *dies*
Poisonfur: Whoops
*Now in StarClan*
Cherrystar: *is chillin*
Poisonfur: *appears* Hey lady
Cherrystar: *screaming and yelling*
*Shadestar and Foxclaw can be seen in the background eating popcorn*
Cherrystar: *more screaming and yelling*
Poisonfur: Oops?
Cherrystar: *Even more screaming and yelling*
Poisonfur: Definitely oops.
Cherrystar: *Screams and kicks out of StarClan*
*Back to Normal ((if you call this show normal*
Foxclaw: *Claps while eating blood popcorn*
Kits: *with fake vampire teeth* BLOOD
Beetleflight: uH
Nightstar: Vampire kits. How wonderful
Shadowtail: CherryClan, Cherrystar, and Poisondfur belong to hello_cherry_clan on Instagram / DarlingFawn on Wattpad.
Snowstorm: LET IT SNOWWWW *Makes some snow*
Firestorm: HAHA *melts snow*
*Firestorm and Snowstorm are fighting, again*
Thunderstrike: I'm bored. *Reads authors mind* WHAT THE *screams and runs away*
Nightstar: *Eats blue cookies*
((Game in the comments, guess what blue cookies is from, first one who gets it gets to help me make up the next show))
Chironstar: *appears* I'M CHIRONSTAR OF HALFBLOODCLAN
((I had to))
Birchshade's kits: *learning from their mother* DIEEEEEE *Swings baseball bat around*
Bonestar: What a wonderful clan I've made.
Silversky: I blame Bonestar.
Lionwing: I agree
Crystalstrike: *Offering deathberries to everyone*
Shadowtail: *Walks over to Camera Cat/Graytail and turns the camera off*
*Screaming is heard as the camera goes off*
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
It's Saturday!!
~ Blackie out
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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