Nightstar: Welcome back to another episode of How to Ruin a Relationship 101! I'm your host, Nightstar!
Shadowtail: And I'm the co-host, Shadowtail!
Nightstar: Today we will be doing a special episode on apprentice and mentor bonding!
Apprentices: Oh no
Mentors: Oh no
All other cats: Oh no
Nightstar: Oh yes! Now, play the show!
*On screen*
Hollowfrost: Hey Flarepaw, let's go out training!
Flarepaw: Fine.
Hollowfrost: Great!
*Not long later*
Hollowfrost: *Shoving Flare's face in the dirt* Die you useless apprentice!
Flarepaw: *Dies*
Hollowfrost: What fun!
*Meanwhile*
Crystalstrike: So Specklepaw. These are deathberries. Eat them.
Specklepaw: *Eats deathberries*
Crystalstrike: ...
Specklepaw: *Dies*
Crystalstrike: Great bonding!
*Meanwhile*
Lightningstrike: *Doesn't murder his apprentice*
Cinderpaw: *Comes back to camp alive*
*"The End" flashes on the screen*
Hawkpaw: You forgot to add me and Shadowtail!
Flarepaw: Wait, I'm dead?
Crystalstrike: I'VE BEEN EXPOSED *Hides*
Birchshade: 10 BUCKS *Leaps at Nightstar*
Nightstar: UH OH
Spottedfur: *Flys by with Bonestar chasing after her* HAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER GET TOUR MAGIC BACK!!!! HAHA *Evil laughing*
Bonestar: SPOTTEDFUR
*The stage is very chaotic. Cats are flying, running, and fighting. Suddenly, a cat named Laundry Basket walks in. Everyone stares at him before going back to what they were doing*
Copperfur from the DF: WHAT'S GOING ON THERE, CUT CUT CUT!
*The camera cuts and scrolls to the credits*
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
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xploding
SERIOUSLY, I MISSED SATURDAY
((I added Laundry Basket in for my friend because it made her laugh at lunch. You know who you are))
Don't forget to come back next time!
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