Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE
Shadowtail: WELCOME TO
Lightningstar: HOW TO
Birchshade: RUIN A
Hollowfrost: RELATIONSHIP 101
Nightstar: I'M NIGHTSTAR, YOUR HOST
Shadowtail: I'M SHADOWTAIL, YOUR DEAD COHOST
Nightstar: I'M DEAD TOO, WHOOPS
Thunderpaw: I can read minds, hehe
Mistpaw: MY CRUSH IS EVIL AND CAN READ MY MIND
Nightstar: So today the author has no ideas.
Author: it's true, I really have no reason for writing this other than I'm bored.
Nightstar: *Pushes author off stage* SO ANYWAYS WELCOME TO EPISODE 12 OF RANDOMNESS
*Cricket sounds*
Shadowtail: So, anyone have any ideas?
Thunderpaw: Having a crush who reads your mind and is evil?
Mistpaw: That'd be my life.
Thunderpaw: I know haha
Nightstar: O-kay then. ANY OTHER IDEAS
Bonestar: We could steal some clown costumes and then fly around and fail at juggling softballs (*Cough* the authors softball team *Cough*)
Shadowtail: uhhhh
Lightningstar: We could talk about how awesome Katniss from THE Hunger Games is?
BoneClan: *Nods* YES KATNISS
*BoneClan starts a conversation about Katniss*
Cherry/DarlingFawn: I HATE GALE
Author: *Gasp*
All author's cats: *Gasp* you monster
Copperkit/fur: Rue was nice.
Very nice.
BoneClan: RUEEEE
Thunderpaw: What about Percy?
BoneClan: PERCYYYYY
Gabe: *PJ readers will get this* WHAT ABOUT ME
BoneClan: *Punches Gabe* NO NO, GO AWAY EVIL DUDE
Thunderpaw: Faolan? Lucky? (Wolves of the Beyond and Survivors)
Half of BoneClan: FAOLANNN
Other half: EDME IS BETTER
BoneClan: WE LOVE LUCKYYY
Author: Not my cat.
BoneClan: Oh. Wait, who's Lucky?
Thunderpaw: *Sigh* You people know nothing
Tigerstripe: we're cats
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
Humor*This will just randomly be updated whenever* Join us every Saturday night as Nighstar tells you the perfect ways to ruin a relationship! It will go from forgetting their name to abandoning them for a rogue! Remember, every Saturday folks BUY TICKET...
