Nightstar: HELLOOO MY NAME IS NIGHTSTARRRR!!!
Ash: YoU NEed SoMe CoFFeE?
Hazelfeather: Please, she doesn't need anymore sugar.
Nightstar: SUGAR!
Speckleleaf: Ooookay then.
Shadepool: I'm surrounded by a clan of weirdos.
Hollowfrost: You got that right.
Treestar: I am the forgotten one.
Emberclaw: Same bro.
Jupiter: Why am I here?
Beetleflight: WHAT THE STARCLAN
Blackfur: *yawn* This is boring
Crystalstrike: Agreed.
Blackfur: So the person who is a ripoff of me has no ideas.
Blackie: He means me.
Blackie: I have no ideas.
Sassystar: She is too obsessed with Percy Jackson and Michael Vey.
Blackie: I NEED THE NEXT BOOOOOKKK
Will Treaty: *dragging Blackie away* Sorry, she's fangirling
Blackie: WILLLLL I LOVE YOU, BUT I ALSO SHIP YOU WITH ALYSS!
Will: Okay then.
Blackie: JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY, FOLLOW HALT'S LEAD
Percy Jackson: Oh gods, Blackie is in fangirls mode
Blackie: PERCY! MARRY ANNABETH
Michael Vey: Okay, just drag her away.
Blackie: MICHAEL VEY!!!! *dies*
All: Guys, we killed Blackie
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
Humor*This will just randomly be updated whenever* Join us every Saturday night as Nighstar tells you the perfect ways to ruin a relationship! It will go from forgetting their name to abandoning them for a rogue! Remember, every Saturday folks BUY TICKET...
