This is for @Dessy0309
Nightstar: Welcome back to episode 2 everyone! Today on How to ruin a relationship 101 is Lightningstrike and Birchshade, being overprotective!
*Cheering*
*Lightningstrike and Birchshade walk out*
Birchshade: You still owe me ten bucks.
Nightstar: ON WITH THE SHOW
*There is a low growl from Birchshade as she leaps at Nightstar and they tussle around*
Nightstar: PLAY THE SHOW
*On the screen*
Lightningstrike(paw at the time): *Gets the flesh ripped off his leg in a rogue attack*
Birchshade(paw at the time): OMG LIGHTNINGPAW ARE YOU OKAY?
Lightningpaw: I'm fine Birchpaw, calm down.
Birchpaw: NO YOU NEED TO SEE HONEYSPARK!!!!!
*Lightningpaw is dragged into the medicine cat den*
*Honeyspark is tending to other patients*
Honeyspark: Hello? Oh, you two, what do you need?
Birchpaw:IT'S LIGHTNINGPAW'S LEG LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!
*Lightningpaw has disappeared*
Birchpaw: I'LL BE BACK I MUST HELP HIM.
Lightningpaw: *Running * Must get away from Birchpaw, she's gone crazy!
*The video is over and the camera points back to the stage where Birchshade and Nightstar are fighting*
Birchshade: YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightstar: I DO NOT NOT GET OFF OF ME SO I CAN END THE SHOW!
*Birchshade doest get off and they keep fighting until they roll into a shocked crowd*
Crowd: *Gasps*
Lightningstrike: Well, that's all for now, bye everyone! Come back next week!
*Nightstar and Birchshade shouting can still be heard*
Nightstar: CUT CUT CUT
*The camera is cut off*
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Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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