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Nightstar: Welcome back everyone! Today's episode will be-"
*Random cat named Laundry Basket walks in, followed by Clothes.*
Laundry Basket and Clothes: US!
Lightningstrike: What in the name of StarClan, who are they?
LB & C: We're Laundry Basket and Clothes! We have the best relationship you see, not even you can ruin it!"
Nightstar: *Sigh* That's the whole point of the-
LB & C: We have the greatest relationship you'll see! No one can ruin us! It's just not possible!
Shadowtail: *Unsheathes claws* Oh I'll make it possible!
*Hawkpaw's theme song plays*
Hawkpaw: I'M HERE TO SAVE THE SHIPS!!!! *Pounces on Shadowtail*
Birchshade: WHERE'S MY TEN BUCKS?
Redheart: *Calmly* We got you ten bucks. *Flicks tail to 10 male deer*
*Deer charge at Birchshade and she runs. Shadowtail and Hawkpaw fight. Spottedfur flys by, with Bonestar flying in an airplane after her*
Bonstar: HAHAHAHAHA
Spottedfur: YOU'LL STILL NEVER CATCH ME MUHAHA
Bonestar: *Revs up engine* YOU BET I WILL
Nightstar: *Rolls eyes as she watches LB & C*
Hawkflight: WAIT, my mate can fly...?
Thunderkit/paw: LET'S END THIS THING
*The show ends*
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Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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