Nightstar: AND HELLO TO THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF WATTPAD TV!
Hazelfeather: Hi
Nightstar: So because Blackie loved this book so much, she's not ending it anymore, but is gonna be us normal cats combined with some weirdos from a clan called TreeClan. I mean TREEclan! What are they, trees?
Treestar: I take offence to that.
*Nightstar and Treestar get into an argument*
Hollowfrost: Ooh lookie here, more cats to kill!
Blueleaf: *gives Hollowfrost a weird look* What?
Hollowfrost: NOTHING! *randomly hugs Copperf - I mean Riftstone*
Roseheart: So who's the medicine cat here?
Sunfeather: Me!
*The two go into talking about herbs*
Snowstorm: YEE HAH!
Hawkpaw: Hi
Hawkthorn: OH MY STARCLAN ITS A MINI ME
Cinderpaw: Hello!
Cinderfrost: WHAT THE -
Beetleflight: STARCLAN! WHAT THE STARCLAN!
Vampire kits (Of BoneClan): Blood!
Mistwing: Kits of TreeClan, these are BoneClan's vampire kits!
Vampire kits: HI! I LIKE BLOOD
TreeClan kits: *are newborns*
Random BoneClan kit: *pokes* Do you talk?
TreeClan kits: *squeak*
Lightningstar: Uhh
Bonestar: BoneClan is so much better
Treestar: *looks from Bonestar to Nightstar to Lightningstar* HOW MANY LEADERS DO YOU HAVE
Pebblestar and Spottedstar: *appear* Hello!
Treestar: What the -
Beetleflight: StarClan!
Spottedfur: *flys by in a plane*
Bonestar: And that is my cue to leave!
*gets in plane and flys after Spottedfur*Birchshade: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lilywing: *hides her kits* I don't like this, those kits aren't good examples for my kits!
Ravensplash: Yet some cats wonder why I hate other cats!
Hazelfeather: I have a new best friend!
*The two talk about how they hate others*
Emberclaw: Yo! Treestar! Let's show these cats the TreeClan way!
Treestar: Oh yeah!
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