Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101
Mistwing: Today we will be learning about a very confusing thing.
*annoying commercial pops up*
Random cat on commercial: Hello everyone! I am Arrow! Have you ever wanted to kill some prey, but your teeth and claws don't work? Introducing arrows! They are small sticks with a sharp point, perfect for killing prey!
*Arrow is cut off and the screen switches to Nightstar*
Night: Sorry about that, I hate commercials!
Night: TODAY WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT CATS WHO MAGICALLY GO BACK IN TIME AND ARE ALIVE AGAIN.
*cricket*
*cricket*
Copperheart: Well, that's sad.
Night: Well, here are our examples, Copperheart! He was Copperfur. Now he's back as his murderer's child!
Copper: What
Hollow:What
Night: Anywayyyy! Our next example is Cherrystar! She's apparetly been alive 3 times! It's a miracle!
Cherry: What.
Night: AND COPPER HERE!
Copper: What do you want. And who are you?
Night: Hehe, wromg Copper! *pushes him off stage*
*Percy Jackson runs by being chased by an angry Katelyn* (you'll get it if you read Fade)
Night: Stop it Blackie!
*random party happens*
Camera cat: 3...
2...
1....
*the camera is shut off*
I don't know.
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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