Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE! I'M NIGHTSTAR! WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 101!
Hazelfeather: She's the host, Nightstar.
Ravensplash: And she's the co-host Hazelfeather! Who also he my bestie!!
Rainlily: So for the next few episodes we will be interviewing Warriors characters about their mates.
Emberclaw: Today's warrior cat ship will be Clear Sky/Skystar and his 3 mates!
*Skystar, Bright Stream, Storm, and Star Flower appear*
Skystar: What in the name of StarClan is going on here. WOAH MY DEAD MATES
Bright Stream: Uh okay then...
*Nightstar and the four cats are transported to that awesome detective room, Nightstar is in a suit*
Skystar: Cats these days are weird.
Storm: Agreed.
Nightstar: *leans forward and tries to talk with an accent* So. Skystar. You had three mates?
Skystar: Uh. Yeah. Bright Stream, Storm, and Star Flower.
Nightstar: So, what happened to each, how did they die or whatever?
Bright Stream: I died because of an eagle.
Storm: A Twoleg den collapsed on me after Clear Sky sent me away.
Star Flower: The series didn't say how I died.
Thunder's littermates: *who have randomly appeared* We died because Clear Sky sent us away.
Skystar: Well, uh, umm...
Thunderstar: Skystar and I never likes each other. He sent me away.
Jagged Peak: Skystar sent me away when I broke my leg.
Misty: Skystar killed me.
Skystar: Well...
Gray Wing: He tried to kill me.
Skystar: You too?
Frost: My leg didn't heal and he sent me away.
Skystar: UHH, I'M SORRY OKAY!
Moth Flight: He yelled at me.
Micah: I died because he got mad at me foe helping my mate.
Skystar: STOP
Nightstar: So. Any relationship with Skystar can't be ruined by us because it's already ruined!
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
TreeClan studios is not responsible for any damage caused to the brain by BoneClan studios.
Well then.
I actually like Skystar, but I just wanted to be mean.
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