Nightstar: WHAT'S UP PEOPLE, I'M NIGHTSTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RU-
Person on Blackie's softball team (not gonna say her name, of course): HOW TO STEAL A SIGN 101
Nightstar: What no, who are you?
R (that's what I'm gonna call her for now): SO FIRST YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM WITH BLACKIE AND C!
Hazelfeather: What...
C: THEN I GIVE THEM A LECTURE ABOUT STUFF
Blackie: Never do that again please.
R: THEN C SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT STEALING A TOILET
Blackie: Then I say something about stealing a "Caution wet floor" sign.
R: So I steal a sign.
Blackie: Then my mom walks in.
All: TRUE STORY
Nightstar: Uh... yeah okay.
This actually is a true story. It happened last weekend at our softball tournament. And when we got back to the hotel "R" decided to steal some rocks.
TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM
~ Blackie
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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