Episode 31

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Nightstar: WHAT'S UP PEOPLE, I'M NIGHTSTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO HOW TO RU-

Person on Blackie's softball team (not gonna say her name, of course): HOW TO STEAL A SIGN 101

Nightstar: What no, who are you?

R (that's what I'm gonna call her for now): SO FIRST YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM WITH BLACKIE AND C!

Hazelfeather: What...

C: THEN I GIVE THEM A LECTURE ABOUT STUFF

Blackie: Never do that again please.

R: THEN C SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT STEALING A TOILET

Blackie: Then I say something about stealing a "Caution wet floor" sign.

R: So I steal a sign.

Blackie: Then my mom walks in.

All: TRUE STORY

Nightstar: Uh... yeah okay.

This actually is a true story. It happened last weekend at our softball tournament. And when we got back to the hotel "R" decided to steal some rocks.

TINY NICO GOES BANG AND BOOM

~ Blackie

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