Nightstar: HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
Hazelfeather: I hate you.
Nightstar: IM NIGHTSTAR
Hazelfeather: I hate this.
Nightstar: THE HOST OF -
Hazelfeather: This is boring. I hate it.
Nightstar: HOW
Hazelfeather: How? What a terrible name. I hate it.
Nightstar: TO RUIN A
Hazelfeather: Now you're ruining stuff? I hate this show.
Nightstar: REALTIONSHIP 101!!!!
Hazelfeather: And you. I hate you too.
Viewers: *slow clapping*
Maplefang with a clipboard and pen: *counts the people clapping* TWO PEOPLE! A NEW RECORD!
BoneClan: *cheers*
Nightstar: So today I shall announce my new co-host AND an episode!
*"Boos!" Come from the crowd*
Hazelfeather: I hate them.
Hollowfrost: Can I kill them?
Rift: NO Hollow
Copperpaw: *whispers to sibilings* I told you our mother was a crazy murderer person!
Hollow: WHAT WAS THAT SON?
Hollow's kits: NOTHING MOM
Nightstar: Anyways, our new co-host is....
*drumroll*
Nightstar: HAZELFEATHER
*cricket sounds*
Hazel: I hate you people. *walks away*
*cheering*
Nightstar: Today's show will be something that was suggested multiple times before. ITS THUNDERXMIST!
Mistwing: *drags Thunder onto stage* Hello!
Thunderstrike: Why am I even here?
Mistwing: The show is about us.
Thunderstrike: What?
Mistwing: The show is- oh wait, you're deaf.
Thunderstrike: *sighs and turns to screen*
*On Screen*
*kits*
Thunder: Hey Mistkit!
Mistkit: Hey Thunderkit!
Both: WE'RE FRIENDSSS!!
*Apprentices*
Mist: Thunderpaw is kinda cute but I bet he doesn't like me, plus he's deaf.
Thunder: I LIKE MISTPAW SO MUCH! GO AWAY FEELINGS!!!!!
*Warriors*
Thunder: *can read minds*
Mist: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*deep breath*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*another deep breath*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thunder: Am I that scary?
Mist: YEP
*later*
Thunder: *confesses to Mist*
Mist: OMG OMG THUNDER! I FEEL THE SAME WAYYY!!
BOOM! MATES!
THE END
Mistwing: Well then...
Thunder: Who made this? Please kindly step up here so I can kill you now.
Hollowfrost: YES! GO THUNDER! KILL HIM!
Copperpaw: See? Our mom's a crazy murderer person!
Hollow's other kits: *sigh*
Nightstar: *slowly steps away from Thunder*
Birchshade: Hey Night! I still need 20 bucks!
Snowstorm: RELEASE THE BUCKS!
*20 bucks appear*
(Like deer again)
Snowstorm: This is Jimmy, Bobby, Johnny, (Oh look, Johnny! I just HAD to name one Johnny! *sniffle* You probably won't get this unless you're Cherry or London ((HAHA I BROUGHT BACK THE NICKNAME))) Mr. Cash, Bucky, Rudolph, Dancer, yes, the dancing one is Dancer, Antler, Hedge, NO NOT LIKE COACH HEDGE, Sunny, Dude, yes, his name is Dude, Snow, what? I can't name a buck after myself? Copper, NO NOT LIKE COPPERPAW, Zebra, YES! ZEBRA IS A ZEBRA! GOT A PROBLEM? Mountain, Carrot, SORRY! I'M RUNNING OUT OF NAMES! GIVE ME A BREAK PEOPLE! Elf, Brownie (The memories), Peanut butter, Jelly, Fudge, and Laundry Basket!
Other cats: Okay then...
20 bucks: *chase Birchshade*
Nightstar: I think we should end this before it gets any weirder.
*It randomly starts raining*
Nightstar: *grabs umbrella because cats can totally grab things* BYE EVERYONE!
Hazelfeather: I HATE YOU!
*camera clicks off*
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
Well, 10:00PM and I'm on Wattpad. Oh well! Who cares about sleep?
~ Blackie
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