Nightstar: Welcome back to How To Ruin A Realationship 101, as you all know by now, I'm Nightstar. The most awesome leader of BoneClan, and your host!
Bonestar: YOU'RE WRONG LADY I'M THE MOST AWESOME LEADER! I'M THE MAGICAL BONESTAR!!!
*Bonestar tackles Nightstar and they roll off the stage*
*cricket sounds*
Maplefang: So Shadowtail isn't here and he basically ran the show.
*More cricket sounds*
Lightningstar: Well, that's awkward.
Birchshade: Nightstar still owes me 20 bucks...
*even more cricket sounds*
Hazelfeather: This show is terrible. I hate it.
Riftstone: You hate everything Hazel.
Hazel: That's true. I hate you.
Nightstar: IT'S A MIRACLE GUYS! THE AUTHOR HAS AN IDEA!!!
*Cue shocked gasp*
BoneClan: WHAT? THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!??
Author: BUT IT HAS
*Nightstar shoves Blackie off the state muttering about how she's gonna steal the show*
Nightstar: Anyway, today we are doing a warriors special! Leaving your mate to be a kittypet! Staring Leopardfoot and Pinestar!
*These are cats from Bluestar's Prophecy, it may contain spoilers. Read at your own risk!*
Leopard: *Has kits*
Pinestar: Ya know. I think I'm gonna leave ThunderClan to become a kittypet, and leave my mate with Tigerkit all alone. Yep, Tigerkit totally won't turn out to be the evil Tigerstar, totally.
Lionpaw: *hears Pine and gasps*
Pine: Oh, hey Lion. Go tell the clan my news. Btw, you're name is Lionheart. See ya! *leaves*
Sunfall: *becomes leader*
Bluefur: Wow.
Leopardfoot: *cries*
Tigerkit: I SHALL BECOME TIGERSTAR AND BE AN EVIL DUDE!
ThunderClan: Aww, what a cute kitten!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
NOT REALLY
Nightstar: Well, that was lovely!
Coach Hedge: *appears* DIEEEEE
Oak: HEY, YOU STOLE MY LINE! BEETLEBUG GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME KILL THIS DUDE!!
Beetleflight: Again, it's Beetleflight.
*Beetleflight, Coach, and Oak can be seen fighting in the distance*
Leafwhisker: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Shadestar and Foxclaw: *eat some blue popcorn*
Cinderfrost: *looks up from book with tears in her eyes* THEY HAD CHILDREN
Hawkthorn: Who?
Cinderfrost: KATNISS AND PEETA *fangirls*
Lightningstar: *Crying*
Birch: What's wrong honey?
Lightning: BOB THE TITIAN
BoneClan: Oh no.
Lightning: BOB WAS SO AWESOME HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SMALL BOB OR DAMSEN(?)
Graytail/Camera cat: *shuts camera off*
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
FOR REAL THIS TIME!
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
Thanks for reading! Sorry for the short episode!
~Blackie
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
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