Nightstar: HELLO EVERYONE
Shadowtail: Welcome to How To Ruin A Realtionship 101, I'm Shadowtail, the co-host. And that crazy lady is my mother Nightstar.
Nightstar: YEP *does a cartwheel*
Shadowtail: Okay. Who gave Nightstar the sugar this time?
Thunderstrike: *sneaks away*
Birchshade: *chases spider doing Coach Hedge impression* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
((Because everyone loves Coach Hedge))
Shadowtail: Anyway. Today will be my last day here, since I'm actually not supposed to be here, but we are doing a special episode today.
Shadestar and Foxclaw: *eating popcorn*
Cherrystar: *slaps Poisonfur*
Nightstar: YEP! TODAY'S EPISODE WILL BE A WARRIORS SPECIAL!!
Shadowtail: Welcome to an How to Ruin A Relationship 101, special, How to Ruin a Friendship, with Graystripe and Fireheart from Warriors! This rakes place during Forest Of Secrets.
*Now on some big magical screen that appeared*
Silverstream: *dies while having kits*
Graystripe: OH NO MATE DIED. I MUST TAKE HER KITS BACK TO RIVERCLAN AND GO WITH THEM BECAUSE I'M A GOOD DAD!
Fireheart: But, but, friends forever!
Graystripe: I LOVE MY KITTENS
Fireheart: Graystripe-
Graystripe: *leaves with kittens*
Fireheart: *looks into camera* this friendship is officially ruined.
*The End appears on screen*
*clapping*
Shadowtail: Woah, someone actually clapped.
*the clapping is a machine*
Shadowtail: Oh.
Oak: BEETLEBUG GET OVER HERE
Beetleflight: *sigh* What is it now, Oak?
Oak: WHERE ARE MY VICTIMS? THEY MUST DIEEEEEE!!!
Hollowfrost: OOH, YES! DEATH!
Nightstar: Uh.
Author:I made weird things happen, deal with it!
Thunderstrike: *reads Author's mind* RUN GUYS
Skyleaf and Heatherblaze: What happened while we were gone...?
Spottedfur: HEHE BONESTAR! I'M BACKKKKK
Bonestar: Great StarClan no
Icetail: *randomly starts dancing across the stage*
Camera cat (Graytail): HURRY UP ALREADY
Shadowtail: Thanks for wat- *poofs*
Sweetbriar: *also poofs*
Bluetail (literally the only sensible StarClan cat): SHUT UP!
Cinderfrost: And this kittens is BoneClan's famous show. Everyone loves it (not), and it's been going on since I was at least a kit!
Hawthorn: *nods*
Flameheart: I feel embarrassed to be the deputy at times like this.
Lightningstar: *grabs shades and starts rapping about how awesome BoneClan is*
The crazy half of BoneClan (Crystal, Hollow, Ice, Bone, Cinder, etc.) *join in*
Oak: DIEEEEEEEEE
Hollow: *with shades on* OH YEAH, EVERYONE SHALL DIE BY THE MIGHTY HOLLOWWWW
Other rappers: OHHHH
Riftstone: I'm not even gonna ask what you've done to my mate.
Copper, Wren, Bramble, and Robin: Mom? Are you okay?
Hollow: THE MIGHTY HOLLOWWWW
Hollow's kits: Nope.
Rappers: *make some really cool rap to end*
Night: Well, thank for watching everyone!
Hollow: THE MIGHTY HOLLOWWWWW
BoneClan: BYE EVERYONE
Hollow: THE MIGHTY HOLLOWWWW
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
Beware, the author is currently feeling crazy and has an idea if it hasn't been used yet.
~ Blackie
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