Nightstar: After A LOT of fighting we finally got our show back!
*unenthusiastic cheering*
Hazelfeather: I hate you all.
Ravensplash: If Haze hates you all, I hate you all.
Hazelfeather: Awe, thanks Raven!
Snowstorm: YEE HAH!
Hollowfrost: *is still here* I think Hazel and Raven should be nect on my murder list...
Riftstone: THAT'S MY WIFE
Crystalstrike: Beetleflight, why can't we be cute like that
Beetleflight: Becuase Oak chases me around while I yell "WHAT THE STARCLAN!" I don't do cute.
Cherryfrost: *looks at Graytail*
Graytail: *holding camera* OH NO
Maplefang: *looks at Ottersplash*
Ottersplash: Uh, I love you?
Nightstar: ANYWAY
Shadowtail: *appears* Oh, hey guys!
Cinderfrost: Dad, you shouldn't be here, you went poof
Shadowtail: But Copperfur gets to be here even though he was reincarnated! Why not me?
Hollowfrost: WAIT A MINUTE! COPPER WAS REINCARNATED? *stares at Copperpaw then back at Copperfur*
Copperfur: *puts paw around Copperpaw (himself)* YEP WE'RE THE SAME! HI MOM!
Hollowfrost: NO! WHY HIM! NO!
Shadowtail: Well, I'm Shadowkit.
Sweetbriar: *who has also appeared* I'm Sweetkit.
Treestar: You guys are weird.
Emberclaw: *dancing in the background*
Nightstar: Yeah, anyway...
Hazelfeather: So I gotta do co-host stuff now, Today's episode will be, uh, I forgot...
Shadowtail: You let her take over my job?
Blueleaf: Dead cats are weird.
Bonestar: Not as weird as living ones. *staring at Emberclaw and Treestar who are dancing and signing horribly*
Lilywing: That? That's normal.
Lightningstar: We can't say anything, we're weirder than that.
Hawkflight: Has anyone seen Spottedfur?
Bonestar: Nope, but I know how to find her.
*deep breath*
SPOTTEDFUR! I'VE DECIDED TO LET TOU BORROW MY MAGIC FOR A DAY!
Spottedfur: *appears* A year?
Bonestar: Week.
Spottedfur: Month?
Bonestar: Half a moon.
Spottedfur: Deal. *flys away*
Hawkflight: WAIT *grows Hawk wings and flys*
Beetleflight: What the StarClan?
Nightstar: There was no show planned for today, we were just gonna say we get everything under control, but then someone *cue glare at Blackie* named it Episode 24.
All cats: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nightstar: Anyway, bye now!
Blackie: Can someone please comment ideas for ships to ruin? I have no ideas!
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
TreeClan studios is not responsible for any damage caused to the brain by BoneClan studios.
Well, hey everybody! Blackie has no ideas so this happened.
Oops.
Also, Mystery cat from the last episode was...
Drumroll please!
*drumroll*
Badgerstripe of WolfClan!!!
And that's all I got.
~ Blackie
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