Nightstar: Hello everyone and welcome back to How to Ruin A Relationship 101!
*Cheering*
Nightstar: Today we will be using a new BoneClan couple, BeetlexCrystal!
*Beetle and Crystalstrike walk out onto the stage, both have half their face missing*
*Crowd gasps*
Nightstar: This episode will be called from hate to love!
Birchshade: *Sees Nightstar* YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS
Cinderpaw: Do a show on me and Hawkpaw!
Hawkpaw: Wait what?
Hollowfrost: *Hugging Rift*
*Everyone turns to Hollow and Rift*
Thunderkit: HOLLOWFROST HAS A BOYFRIEND
Hollowfrost: *Quickly let's go if Rift and grabs Copperfur* YES I DO, HIS NAME IS COPPERFUR
Copperfur: WAIT WHAT
Nightstar: Play the show already!
*Camera clicks and the show comes on*
*Crystal finds Beetle and he joins he clan* Beetle: So Crystalstrike... Crystal: SHUT UP I HATE YOU ALREADY
Beetle: Uh, well, I uh I kinda sorta- Crystal: JUST DON'T EVEN TALK Beetle: You're really pretty Crystal: Really you think? Beetle: yeah! I mean, that half of your face really stands out! Crystal: *Glare* Beetle: I mean, I LOVE YOU Crystal: Really? I love you too! Both: *Hug*
Nightstar: AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS EPISODE!
BoneClan studios is not responsible for any damage during this show. Some side effects include:
Going crazy
Trying this
Laughing uncontrollably
Dieing
And
Exploding
I DO REALIZE IT IS STILL NOT SATURDAY
Don't forget to came back next time!
YOU ARE READING
How to Ruin a Relationship 101
Humor*This will just randomly be updated whenever* Join us every Saturday night as Nighstar tells you the perfect ways to ruin a relationship! It will go from forgetting their name to abandoning them for a rogue! Remember, every Saturday folks BUY TICKET...
