*the camera turns on to reveal Hollowfrost sitting calmly on the stage*
Hollowfrost: Hello everyone! My name is Hollowfrost! I may or may not have stolen Nightstar's equipment to make my own show! So for this episode it will be How to Murder a Cat 101! Hosted by Hollowfrost!
Riftstone and Hollow's kits: *the only ones in the audience* YEAH GO HOLLOW!! *wearing a "Team Hollowfrost!" Shirt*
Hollowfrost: QUIET DOWN CRAZY PEOPLE!!
Rift: I thought you loved me!
Hollow: I do, now shut up.
Hollowfrost: OKAY! So today's episode will be How to murder Copperfur!
Copperpaw: The dude I'm named after?
Hollowfrost: SHUSH HONEY
Hollowfrost: Anyway, now we will be murdering Copperfur!
*On screen*
Copperfur: *walks towards river*
Hollowpaw: ooh look, Shadestar told me to murder someone! How about Copperfur!
Copperfur: *looks into river*
Hollowpaw: *tackles him and holds his head under* DROWN YOU USELESS CAT DROWN!!
*bubble*
*bubble*
*bubble*
Hollowpaw: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! *digs claws into neck*
*bubble*
*blood*
*bubble*
*more blood*
*no more bubble*
Hollowpaw: *evil laughter* DIEEEEEE
Shadestar: *from the DF* THAT'S MY GIRL!!
*the other DF cats stare at him like he's crazy (which he is)*
Copperfur: *dead*
*no more bubble*
*lots of blood*
*no more bubble*
*the screen shots off*
Hollowfrost: And that is how you murder Copperfur!
Rift and the kits: *cheering*
Wrenpaw: Yep, our mom is pretty great!
Other kits: *nod*
*loud banging is heard on the other side of the door*
Nightstar: HOLLOWFROST! OPEN THIS DOOR AND GIVE ME BACK MY SHOW!
Hollowfrost: Oh no! I've been found out!
Rift and the kits: OH NO *run out the exit*
*Nightstar knocks the door down and bursts in with her crew + Snowstorm (gotta love best friends). The last thing that can be seen is Hollowfrost hiding in s laundry basket, then the screen goes black, and the credits roll in*
Hollowfrost studios is not responsible for any damage caused during this show.
Side effects may include:
Having an urge to murder Copperfur
Laughing at random points throughout the day
Randomly deciding to go out with a rouge
And
Training with Shadestar
P.S. You should join Shadestar, he has cookies, oh and popcorn!
So uh...
This was me today:
Me: Let's update HtRaR101! (Name of this book in letters because I was too lazy to write it out)
Me: Hmm, so I should do FlamexDove, ooh, or TwilightxTiger!
Also me: How about you make Hollowfrost take over the show and call it how to murder a cat 101, so original
Me: Eh, sounds good
And here we are now.
I honestly don't know what to say besides do you want to see more of this?
~ Blackie
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How to Ruin a Relationship 101
Humor*This will just randomly be updated whenever* Join us every Saturday night as Nighstar tells you the perfect ways to ruin a relationship! It will go from forgetting their name to abandoning them for a rogue! Remember, every Saturday folks BUY TICKET...
