Bill and Dipper go shopping embarrassing Dipper to no end. Both about 19.
Piedmont California mall
"Bill....can we go yet?" Dipper groaned sitting in a mall chair bored making Bill roll his eyes.
"You know its usually the boyfriend who doesn't wasn't to shop not the girlfriend." Bill said matter of factly.
"But we've been here for hours!" Dipper said hugging Bill's waist.
"More like 10 minutes." Bill says making Dipper whine as she let's him go.
"Why can't i where something more comfortable like pants and a jacket?" Dipper asks while being tugged by the sleeve by Bill.
"Because my parents are having a sophisticated party which means men wear suits and woman wear dresses." Bill said while looking dresses and picks up a black and white one.
"Nope not gonna happen." Dipper said looking away.
"Do I have to put it on myself because I will." Bill threatens making Dipper gasp.
"Bill don't you dare!" Dipper said pointing at Bill.
"Why not? Don't you always say I look hot in anything?" Bill smirks.
"Yes! But that's not the point! Its way more embarrassing having your boyfriend wear a dress than me wear a dress!" Dipper said panicked.
"So in order for me not to put it on you'll try it on?" Bill said smiling wide at his girlfriend's face.
"Curse you Cipher." Dipper whispers taking the girly dress in the dressing room.
Many dresses later
"No too blah this is not a funeral even though I die a little at my parent's parties. Again." Bill says declining another dress Dipper puts on.
"Bill this is the 20th party dress I've tried on why do you Jeeping rejecting them?" Dipper asked then gasped seeing Bill's phone on video "Your recording this!" She hisses.
"Mother wanted to see you in these dresses before we bought one." Bill said shrugging.
"Bill I hate your mother." Dipper said deadpanned making Bill laugh.
"Wanna me to record us making out to spite her?" Bill asked smirking.
"Definitely." Dipper said smirking back taking Bill by the arm out the store which caused the alarm to go off.
"Ma'am you have to pay for the dress." A mall cop said making Dipper laugh nervously.
"Right right here." Dipper said giving the cop Bill's credit card.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Bill + Dipper = 💜💜💜
De Todo(New title) This for all authors who need inspiration I give one shots! Ask me if you want to do a part okay? I ONLY OWN MY STORY. PS Dipper is female. Started on august 19th ended on December 16th June 1st added a part 2 of Cervitaurs because it wa...
