this stuff has literally happened to me
Me: You're a dumbass
Guy: hey that's a bad word you shouldn't say that
My gf (in response to the guy) : shut the fuck up
now during gym this happened (summarized)
Me (playing ping pong): yeah communism amiright
Guy: ha yeah
*two guys walk up*
Guy 1: hey you and this guy should hook up
Guy 2: yeah it'll work
Me: *bursts out laughing*
*bit of nothing*
Me: Yeah I have girlfriend
Guy 1: what
Me: yeah I don't care about gender
Guy 2: oh are you like trans or bi
Me: I'm bi
Guy 1: okay okay so if you could fuck both the hottest guy and the hottest girl at the same time, would you?
Me: hell yeah
Guy 1 to Guy 2: at least she's honest
I had a great time
Me and my friends talking about club penguin
Me: I'm so sad that club penguin is shutting down!
My friend: yeah, club penguin was great
Me: YEAH I WAS A SLUT ON CLUB PENGUIN
History teacher walking by: *turns around* what
talking about (shitting on) religion during lunch
My friend: Yeah so my brothers gay
Me: oh really?
My friend: yeah and my mom was like super religious and then he told her he was gay and now she's not religious
listening to music and my parents hearing it
Me: *is listening to Kill Yourself*
My dad walking by: What the fuck are you listening to???
Me: *looks up* music
telling a guy i know about Yuri On Ice with my boi Evan
Guy: so you're telling me it's not lesbians?
Me: yeah but it's still gay tho
Evan: yeah like this one guy literally jizzes on the ice
Guy: what the fuck
my life is funny
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RandomIt's just stuff alright Mainly where I put random things I felt like doing Otherwise known as the book that shows how much of a life I don't have
