LETS TALK ABOUT SHIPS

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Ive become motivated to rip apart some shipping shit to shreds.

Although I'm a multishipper, I still hate some ships. Time and time again I've said it's because it needs to have evidence. But I need to get my message clear. Let's start with the thing I hate most.

Incest

Why do people ship anything with incest? Someone please clarify.

Now, these ships are fucking gross the hell is wrong with you. They're just siblings you sick fucks and nothing more. How does talking with your brother or sister normally translate into anything more?

Apparently, some people do it to cope with the fact that they were victims of incest. but isn't that really contradictory? I wouldn't know but that really doesn't make that much sense.

I need to address this too.

USUK. I don't count it as incest. You see, as much as I hate the ship, I can understand what the argument is. They're not blood related brothers. I always say that England just comes by like "Ayy ur my bro now" and America's like, "ok.". Still, that argument doesn't have much backing so I'll just leave at do what ever you want with those too just leave me out of it.

Ships without evidence

Something I really love about ships and that they evidence. Without evidence there's no reason for it. So, when you have a ship like...let's say, AmeCan. Then you're shipping nothing more than a crack ship. It needs evidence to make sense.

I really love FrUs and I bet someone would argue that it makes no sense but I could literally write a 10 page essay on why it's possible. (I'm not gonna do it cause I'm lazy)
Now take something like AmeCan where the only argument is they're right next to each other and probably spend a lot of time together. Great, anything more? No? Didn't think so.

Smaller ships (just a small rant about them)

Although I ships some rare ships, I can't help but hate some of them. Everyone's talking about FrUk and USUK but never about Franada. Franada is disappointing. It's incest for fucks sake!

Conclusion

I'm not saying you can't ship these I'm just saying that you shouldn't.
You can ship whatever you want but you might want to consider it. Introduce yourself to new ships accept more. Don't hate on other ships. They have some evidence too. Everyone has their reasons for what they ship.

But please, I want you to suggest what I'm saying here.

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