Wow. This morning-- and I mean morning, like... 4 IN THE MORNING... My dog starts whining. So I do the usual, "SHUTUP RANGER YOU'RE BASIC IM TRYING TO SLEEP"... But then what does he do?
HE POOPS IN HIS CRATE.
It's all cleaned up and stuff now but ughhhh. I hate him. No one understands just how much I hate him. I don't abuse him or anything, in fact I don't remember ever hitting him. But he's just so annoying.
You know how directioners say that Zayn Malik isn't human (he's not, he's too perfect)? Well, my dog isn't a dog. He's too stupid to be a dog.
Oh, what a world. What a world.
If you have a normal dog, you go Glen Coco. ☹
-Danielle
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