I'm masculine, I promise

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"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" You screamed.

Harry quickly ran out of the kitchen to join you in the living room.

"What's wrong?" Harry asked you, worry in his voice.

You didn't do anything but point at the disgusting bug you saw on the wall.

Harry looked at the wall and jumped up on the couch with you.

"EW!!" Harry yelled.

"Ugh, stop all the yelling and get a room" niall groaned as he walked into the living room with Liam.

Liam and niall were confused at what you and Harry were staring at so they flashed their eyes, looking towards the wall.

"HOLY SHIT!!!" They yelled and ran out the house leaving you and Harry.

"Wow thanks guys..." You muttered.

You continued staring at the bug.

What the hell is that thing?

"Harry do something!! You're the man!!" You groaned as Harry's grip became tighter on you, shielding himself from the bug.

"Ya see....if it was a different bug....I would proudly save you princess....but what the fuck is that thing?" Harry asked.

"Ugh, come on harry. Man up and grow a pair!!" You complained.

"Hey! I do have a pair....I mean, you would know" Harry whispered the last part.

You diverted your eyes to Harry so you could raise your eyebrows up at him.

"What?" Harry asked.

You continued to look at him.

"I'm masculine, I promise" Harry said.

You rolled your eyes and looked back at the hideous creature.

The bug suddenly opened it's wings and started flying around the room.

"AHHHHH!!!! HAROLD DO SOMETHING!!!!" You screamed, ducking your head down.

Harry ran out of the living room and into the kitchen to grab the broom.

He came back and started swinging it around.

The bug started following Harry as he ran around the room.

"HOLY FUCK NUGGETS!!!!!!" Harry screamed.

"What's wrong?" You asked Harry.

"It hit my shoulder."

You rolled your eyes and continued screaming as the bug started coming towards you.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" You heard a voice yell from upstairs.

Louis ran down stairs and took a shoe, quickly hitting the bug with the shoe without hesitation and knocking it out onto the ground, which he happily squished afterwards.

"There!!" Louis groaned, walking back upstairs and into his room.

"Well then....." Harry muttered once Louis slammed his door shut.

"Sass masta from Doncasta" Harry said.

"Oh my god" you laughed.

Liam and niall poked there heads through the front door suddenly.

"Is it gone?" Liam asked.

"It's gone lads" Harry assured them.

Liam and niall walked back inside the house and into the living room where Harry and I stood still trying to catch our breaths.

"Hey...." niall suddenly said.

"What?" Liam asked.

Niall took the shoe Louis hit the bug with off the ground.

"What the fuck is on the back of my shoe?" Niall groaned.

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