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Harry: On my way from the market baby. Got the ice cream for tonight ;) Xxx

Me: Sweet!! Can't wait!! It's gonna be tasty!! ;)

Harry: I know love. I can't wait to taste you with this chocolate pecan flavor on you

Me: WHAT??

Harry: What's wrong? :/

Me: Curly, have you forgotten I'm allergic to peanuts??

Harry: Oh shit, sorry kitten. I totally forgot. Would you like me to go get another flavor?

Me: To keep me from dying tonight?....that'd be a good idea

Harry: Okay baby, going to Wal-Mart

Me: Ew no are you crazy? Wal-Mart has the worst ice cream. Go to Kroger!!

Harry: But they have good bananas :(

Me: ........

Harry: Okay, going to Kroger

Me: good choice

Harry: what are you doin?

Me: watching Spongebob

Harry: who lives in a pineapple under the sea!!

Me: ME!!!!!!

Harry: since when?

Me: Nvm!! I'M WATCHING CAILOU!!!

Harry: Ugh, I hate that kid

Me: why?

Harry: he has no hair!! He wishes he had my long lovely locks

Me: Getting snobby are we?

Harry: No just being honest

Me: are you in Kroger??

Harry: yes ma'am, getting the ice cream right now

Me: make sure you get a different flavor!!

Grease lightening has been added to the conversation

Harry: chocolate sound okay?

Me: MMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!

Me: I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!

Me: I'M COO COO FOR COCO PUFFS!!!!!

Me: BFHWIHFOWJFKWKJFJEJDJE

Harry: ........

Harry: take that as a yes.....

Grease lightening: You on your period Y/ N?

Me: WTF?

Me: Louis when did you get here?

Grease lightening: Curly added me

Harry: When did I add you Louis??

Grease lightening: Look closely at the convo mate

Harry: I never added you

Grease lightening: ......

Me: .......

Harry: oh wait....

Harry: oops

Me: wow

Grease lighting: That's a neck

Harry: Don't worry, I already got myself

Me: I have one question.....

Grease lightening: yes?

Harry: Yes babe?

Me: WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!! XD

Grease lightening: Harold you didn't tell me she was high

Harry: I didn't know myself

Me: Well then....

Grease lightening: Hey haz, remember when you came over my house and we got drunk. We were trashed and when I got up, I fell on top of you and our lips almost touched

Me: Oh......

Harry: I remember that.....that was an awkward moment Lou....

Grease lightening: Yea it really was

Grease Lightening: remember that other time when-

Harry: Lou.....don't.....

Grease lightening has left the conversation

Harry: Weird ass kid

Me: Lmao

Me: are you almost here??

Me: I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!!

Harry: I'm here babe.

Harry: SHIT!! FUCK!!!

Me: Um....

Me: what happened...

Harry: Ha ha....um...babe...I got some bad news....

Me: Oh god...what happened?

Harry: Um...well...I was trying to put a rose petal into the chocolate ice cream and uh well.....

Me: Oh god...

Harry: it spilled....

Harry: on my white pants....

Me: BOI!!!!!! *throws hand*

Shit pants: Yea yea yea

Me: fuck the ice cream, just get in here

Shit pants: coming love

The door finally opened revealing a Harry and his white pants that were indeed covered in chocolate.

You shook your head laughing.

"My silly silly boy" you smiled.

Later on that night, Harry was on your phone.

He said he was going to text himself for fun.

"Um...where am I?" He asked.

You froze remembering what his new contact name was.

"Uh..." You laughed nervously.

"I'll just go to our conversation from today" he says.

There was a long pause.

"Who's shit pants?" He asked puzzled.










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