RWBY reacts to the MCU

1 - Happy New Year (Iron Man 3)

Tony: [narrating] A famous man once said we create our own demons.

A light slowly lit up the darkness to the shocking sight of all the Iron Man suits were getting destroyed.

Ruby: *crying waterfalls* No! Not the suits!

Ironwood: *mournful* Such wonderful technology lost. It's a true shame.

Winter: But why are they all exploding? There has to be some kind of reason.

Tony: [narrating] Who said that? What does that even mean? Doesn't matter, I said it cause he said it. So now he was famous and that's basically get said by two well known guys. I don't, uh... *sighs* I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning. *screen turns black*

Ozpin: Something's wrong.

Glynda: It isn't like Tony to stammer with his words, unless he was speaking to Pepper about his feelings, while also trying to get across he was dying. For such a drastic change, something must have happened.

Weiss: *concerned* To turn someone as confident as Tony into a stuttering mess? What could have possibly happened?

Then, Effel 65's "I'm Blue" playing over the MARVEL and Paramount logos.

Jaune: Hey, this is kind of catchy. *nods head to the beat*

1999
BERN, SWITZERLAND
NEW YEAR'S EVE

A girl was then seen blowing into a party horn, which unrolled into the face of Tony Stark, who chuckled at this, wearing a pair of shades and a white and gold bowler hat. He was also wearing a name badge that read "You know who I am".

Neo: *disgusted* Oh, gods. Dum-Dum would have a panic attack if he saw that bowler hat Tony was wearing.

Coco: White and gold? Super gaudy.

Velvet: I think it looks fancy.

Ruby: Who's the girl with him? Where's Pepper?

Qrow: This was way earlier, remember, kiddo?

Gian: Yeah. They don't say her name for a while, so to save us time from calling her 'her' or 'the girl', her name is Maya Hansen.

Happy Hogan, who had long, slicked back hair and a mustache and goatee that were not connected, turned back to them.

Happy: Half hour till the ball drops.

Tony: Hey, do you want-

Party guest: Tony Stark? Great speech, man! *moved away by Happy*

Happy: I got you, pal.

Tony: I gave a speech? How was it?

Pyrrha: *in disbelief* He doesn't remember giving a speech?

Ren: He was likely drunk. We all remember how much he drank back then. *realizes something* Wait... He was giving a speech while drunk? We've heard that before, haven't we?

Blake: You don't think...

Happy: Edifying.

Maya: Unintelligible.

Tony: Really?

Maya: Mmm-hmm.

Tony: It's my favorite kind, a winning combo. *begins walking with Maya*