a debate between cats and dogs

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9:07 p.m.

y/n
guys
GUYS
are you online?

kuroo 🔫
no

y/n
shut up
ken?

kenma 🎧
hii

y/n
hellooo

kuroo
okay so what do you want

y/n
guys i have an important question
i want a pet what should i get

kuroo
is the important question in the room with us

y/n
IT IS IMPORTANT
whenever you come over to my house
it's gonna be your responsibility

kuroo
😀

kenma
can we change the gc name pls

y/n
what should i get guys

kenma
cat

kuroo
dog

kenma
what

kuroo
no
i think dogs are better

y/n
NO?
cats are so much better what are you talking about

kuroo
then why tf did you ask

y/n
i just wanted opinions

kenma
kuroo-san why do you like dogs more
i wanna know

kuroo
dogs are just so
yes

y/n
not good enough excuse 😡

kuroo
BUT YOU ASKED FOR AN OPINION

y/n
kenma tell him why cats are better

kenma
they are

y/n
thank you

kuroo
???

kuroo
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY DO YOU GUYS THINK THEY ARE BETTER

y/n
let me put you on this
cats clean themselves
they are CUTER and calmer
and they are my friends

kuroo
dogs play with you
they don't get all moody
like something else 😒

kenma
that's the thing tho
i need to play with them

kuroo
then wtf did u buy the cat for?

kenma
to look at

kuroo
?????

kenma
idk it's just a good companion
and it's better than a dog

kuroo
i'm gonna call pet protective services if you bought harlow as a fucking display piece in your house

y/n
HAHAGSAHAH

kenma
no pls dont

kenma
hear me out

kuroo
LMFAOWHEE

y/n
NOT THE HEAR ME OUT

kenma
you are not listening
let me cook
cats are a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws.

y/n
exactly

kuroo
did you copy and paste that off of google search

kenma
no i wrote it myself!

y/n
i think kenma's point is valid
this debate is over
cats win
2 - 1

kuroo
you guys make zero sense

y/n
thank you

kenma
thank you

kuroo
wait now you guys are making me want a pet
lemme ask my parents

y/n
i hope they say no

kuroo
ok guys my parents said yes
what should i get

y/n
cat

kenma
cat

kuroo
fuck you guys

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