#AMAHLE
I was kind of slightly mad at Sandiso. I mean after everything that's happened he's still that same asshole I met back in grade 10. Damon called me and I didn't hesitate to answer.
//Him: Angel
Me: my knight in shining armour
Him: what's up Boobie?
Me: nothing. Aren't you supposed to be in court?
Him: case is over pumpkin. I'm on my way to your place
Me: yeeepie!
Him: you need fries.
Me: says who?
Him: your voice my bhabha
Me: you know me all too well
Him: I make it my duty to know my lady
Me: and you wonder why I love you so much?
Him: yeah well you'll be blaming me when that ass gets fatter
Me: well what can I say, you the one doing the junk buying here
Him: hahahaha anything to make you happy. you know what they say, happy girl happy life
Me: yeah whatever! Where are you anyway?
Him: I just got to bp babe
Me: then you might as well get me my fave chocolate
Him: see you in a few
Me: na.a you not cutting this call on me
Him: and why's that?
Me: cause I'm enjoying this duh!
Him: usudlala ngami manje! (now you just playing with me)
Me: usuyakhuluma manje? (you speak Zulu now?)
Him: wasn't that Xhosa?
Me: no idiot! The Xhosa version of what you should have said is "udlala ngam ngoku"
Him: well I'm learning
Me: baby steps bhabha
Him: hold on let me pay for your things
Me: did you have to be specific like that?
Him: only because uyahlupha missy (you're a handful)
Me: just drive and get your ass here
Him: I just parked, chill lady!
Me: we'll drop the call when you get here
Him: is that a question?
Me: no! I'm telling you dummy!
Him: I think I have a bully of a girlfriend here
Me: yeah well it is what it is
Him: you the least romantic person there is here
Me: yeah well you love me like that
Him: stop talking and just open the damn door!
Me: coming Nuni//
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#DAMON
I don't know which hole God got this one for me but I sure am thankful she's all mine. She opened the door looking Hot as ever with her cute bunny slippers I got her last Friday. She opened the gate and the first thing she did was grab the plastic bag! Mahn if I didn't know better I would swear she was preggies but then again she eats when she's pissed/mad or something.
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Amahle's Diary 2
ChickLitAmahle and Sandiso had shared a connection that felt timeless during their high school days. Their first relationship held a special place in their hearts, a cherished memory they thought would endure any challenge. Little did they anticipate that t...
