Basically my experience in Social Interactions

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Fetus
I take it back I don't like this anymore

Stranger
You lost the day I learned the winky face, Pete

It's your turn to suffer

Fetus
Oh really?

Watch this

Stranger
You still there?

Kiddo?

Ha ha very funny

That's rude

You stink

Fetus
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Here I am making you a gift and you mock me so

Stranger
Holy sharpies

Fetus
I did not just see you censor the word shit with Sharpie

Stranger
Whoop, you're grounded.

No swearing here ):<

Fetus
When did you establish that rule!

Stranger
The day I determined that you were a lil' baby

Fetus
I am going to sucker-punch you in the throat you hog nugget

Stranger
You telling me not to call you any form of infantry titles is like you asking me not to call you by your name

Fetus
You never call me by my name

Stranger
Exactly, it won't do anything because I'm doing what I want

Fetus
I regret teaching you anything about the internet at all

Your comebacks are almost getting as good as mine ):

'Fetus' changed 'Stranger's' name to Creepy Old Guy

Creepy Old Guy
What am I going to do with you

Fetus
Stick me in a blender

Creepy Old Guy
What??

Why would I do that?!?

Fetus
You spin me right round, baby Right round, like a record baby right around right round 🎶

Creepy Old Guy
What???

Fetus
Round and around and around we go.. 🎶

Round and around and around- AnD aRoUnd aNd ArOuNd- I lIkE tHiS gAmE

Creepy Old Guy
Please stop I'm concerned now

Fetus
IIII WANNA SWIIIINGGGGgg.. from the ChandeliHEERE.. FROM THE CHANDILEhhheEER🎶

Creepy Old Guy
Are you on crack?!? What is going on? I'm not sticking you in a blender??

Fetus
I wanna speed run cattipilieracy

Creepy Old Guy
What does that mean

Fetus
Become the mush, yknow? Stick everything into a little capsule and go Brrrrrrrr for a while, experience the sheer delight of becoming a liquid. One day I will rise from the goop beautiful and a bigger target for birds and small children 😌

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