Fetus
I take it back I don't like this anymore
Stranger
You lost the day I learned the winky face, Pete
It's your turn to suffer
Fetus
Oh really?
Watch this
Stranger
You still there?
Kiddo?
Ha ha very funny
That's rude
You stink
Fetus
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Here I am making you a gift and you mock me so
Stranger
Holy sharpies
Fetus
I did not just see you censor the word shit with Sharpie
Stranger
Whoop, you're grounded.
No swearing here ):<
Fetus
When did you establish that rule!
Stranger
The day I determined that you were a lil' baby
Fetus
I am going to sucker-punch you in the throat you hog nugget
Stranger
You telling me not to call you any form of infantry titles is like you asking me not to call you by your name
Fetus
You never call me by my name
Stranger
Exactly, it won't do anything because I'm doing what I want
Fetus
I regret teaching you anything about the internet at all
Your comebacks are almost getting as good as mine ):
'Fetus' changed 'Stranger's' name to Creepy Old Guy
Creepy Old Guy
What am I going to do with you
Fetus
Stick me in a blender
Creepy Old Guy
What??
Why would I do that?!?
Fetus
You spin me right round, baby Right round, like a record baby right around right round 🎶
Creepy Old Guy
What???
Fetus
Round and around and around we go.. 🎶
Round and around and around- AnD aRoUnd aNd ArOuNd- I lIkE tHiS gAmE
Creepy Old Guy
Please stop I'm concerned now
Fetus
IIII WANNA SWIIIINGGGGgg.. from the ChandeliHEERE.. FROM THE CHANDILEhhheEER🎶
Creepy Old Guy
Are you on crack?!? What is going on? I'm not sticking you in a blender??
Fetus
I wanna speed run cattipilieracy
Creepy Old Guy
What does that mean
Fetus
Become the mush, yknow? Stick everything into a little capsule and go Brrrrrrrr for a while, experience the sheer delight of becoming a liquid. One day I will rise from the goop beautiful and a bigger target for birds and small children 😌
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