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With a smirk on his face and his head propped up with a fist underneath his chin, Christian did nothing but chuckle to himself as he watched the video where Sue Sylvester was doing her very own performance of Olivia Newton-John's song Physical

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With a smirk on his face and his head propped up with a fist underneath his chin, Christian did nothing but chuckle to himself as he watched the video where Sue Sylvester was doing her very own performance of Olivia Newton-John's song Physical.

While Christian simply shook his head to himself, Finn walked over to them and asked, "What's so funny?"

As she made her way over to them with Jesse right behind her, Rachel asked them, "You guys aren't watching the video of me falling off stage at my first TinyTots beauty pageant, are you?"

While Christian turned to Rachel and asked 'there's a video of you falling', Kurt said, "That was Carrot Top funny compared to this comedic tour de force."

Jesse told them, "That's Olivia Newton-John's 'Physical'. It was pretty groundbreaking subject matter at the time, considering it's depiction of fluid sexuality."

While Christian started to actually laugh at this point, which got Jesse to look away from Rachel and start to eye his youngest brother, Finn said, "Wait, wait. That's not Olivia Newton-John. That's, that's Sue Sylvester." While Christian said 'that just makes this even better', Finn asked, "Where did you get this?"

Kurt replied, "I can tell you that I certainly did not steal it from her locked file cabinet yesterday when she sent me back to her office to get her hormone replacement injection during Cheerios practice."

Artie asked, "Wait, did she just do the Cabbage Patch?"

When Finn said 'I'm posting this on YouTube', Christian started to grin as he said, "Do it, do it, do it."

Rachel quickly reached her hand out to the laptop as she said, "No, no, wait, wait. Do you think that's a good idea? She might kill us."

While Christian snorted and said 'who cares', Mercedes replied, "Oh, let her get a taste of some of the humiliation she put us through."

Then Jesse said, "I'm with Finn. You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses."

While Christian repeatedly thrusted his hands up in the air and laughed to himself, Finn grabbed the laptop and said, "Ten bucks it goes viral by lunch."


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While he held a piece of paper that had the word 'Glist' typed out on the top, Mr. Schuester asked, "Who did it?" When no one responded, Mr. Schuester said, "This is serious. Principal Figgins is threatening to disband the club."

Santana asked him, "Why are we playing this game? We all know it was either Puck or Christian."

While Christian scoffed and crossed his arms over his chest, Noah said, "Back off. We didn't do squat."

Tina asked Noah, "Then why is your girlfriend, and probably one of Christian's best friends, first on the Glist?"

Rachel asked him, "And why am I last? Aside from the fact that I refused to put out for you."

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