Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

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Now all that mattered was how to keep himself occupied.

"Hey Fri, tell me a secret"

Tony was aware a lot of the team would tell Friday secrets, as if it wasn't the easiest thing to obtain when he wanted the latest thing to gossip about.

"Alright, boss. How's this?" Her voice changed to an audio recording of Bucky and Steve arguing over something, "playing audio by Steve and Bucky" she informed beforehand just in case he couldn't tell.

"'We are not listening to that'

'C'mon Steve, you'll like it'

'What if someone walks in?'

'Say it was on shuffle, dumbass'

'Fine.'"

A song started playing that Tony was certain he recognized.

Bohemian Rhapsody. Not sure why they'd find it so embarrassing, since it was a mega banger song, but to each their own.

Before he could even process the first Mama of the song, two more voices joined in.

Bucky and Steve were singing together.

"Fri, please tell me you have video recording of this" Tony set down the pencil he'd been spinning in his hand, leaning on his knees on his stool.

"Always, boss" she replied, pulling it up on the screen in front of him.

He closed his eyes and whispered a quick 'yes' as he scooted in on his rolley stool to the desk.

By this point, they'd already reached the second Mama, now yelling out the song with all of their hearts.

It looked like.. well.. interesting. Tony was already saving this to the folder of funny things he'd spied on people for in his tower, the last saved video being someone dropping their coffee in the trash and taking a sip of paint-water.

Bucky was on his knees now, and Steve pretended to sing into Bucky's arm like a microphone. It looked like a group of teenagers at a drama school pool party. The drama, the expressions, this was literal comedy gold. He pitied every person he wouldn't even able to share it with.

At the 'I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me' part, they started walking crouched like little rats, and then puffing out their chests at the 'We Will not let You Go' parts. Cinematic masterpiece.

Bucky was way more into it than Steve, flipping his hair around like a rockstar while spinning like a ballerina. They were so out of sync that it almost looked like they were doing it on purpose, but the occasional slams into each other made it obvious they really were that bad.

Tony was audibly laughing at this point, covering his mouth so he could hear their wide range of vocals as best he could.

At the end, Steve and Bucky were basically doing the waltz. The slowest part of the song, it kinda made sense? And they were also really old? But this was really.. what's the word.. homosexual.

If Steve and Bucky were still to deny their relationship, it had to have been a lie. It was a little weird seeing his pre-superhero crush and past mortal enemy dancing with their heads on each other's shoulders, but he was absolutely certain Peter would like it.