Group chat 2.

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*Weirdo🍌 has added Malik✌️*
*weirdo🍌 has added me*
*Weirdo🍌 has added Lewis😈*
*weirdo🍌 has added Payno🍭*
*weirdo🍌 has added Irish🇬🇧*

Malik✌️: Excuse you harry why have I been dragged back into this 😪

Weirdo🍌: You all left me 😩

Payno🍭: I am so done with you Zayn actin like your too good to be in this group chat

Payno🍭: 🙅

Me: *You're

Payno🍭: go away you

Irish🇬🇧: did you see that goal ! Omg

Lewis😈": yes mate! Fucking sick one

Me: ew

Me: . . .Football

Weirdo🍌: Niall when am i getting my pet goat ? 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐘🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

Me: why is there an elephant in there 👆

Styles: bc it got lonely obviously and wanted to join the herd of sheep, God.

Irish🇬🇧: I'll order it off eBay once the game finishes 🙋

Malik✌️: what's wrong with Amazon ??

Payne in the ass🍑: what's wrong with your face ??

Malik✌️: it's too attractive that it's a crime 💁

Styles: Pfft

Me: pffffffft

Irish🇬🇧: pffffffffffttttttt

Payne in the ass: PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT

Tommo: Lmao you deluded boy

Malik✌️: I know you all secretly look at pics of me topless

Irish🇬🇧: guilty

Me: Niall wtf ?

Irish🇬🇧: 😩 whaaat just wanted t see how much more toned he is compared t me

Malik✌️: point proven bitches bow down

Tommo: go fuck Perrie in a bush

Styles: baby?

Malik✌️: Go fuck El in a tree

Irish🇬🇧: yes baby?

Payne in the ass🍑: yes boo?

Me: 😑 we've been over this you gay bastards

Me: what's up harry?

Payne in the ass🍑: #Larry r the gay ones

Malik✌️: shots fired Payno

Tommo: I'll show Sophia the dick pic if you don't put a sock Innit

Me: woah what

Styles: liam Payne hoe dare you

Irish🇬🇧: omg hoe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: omg lol

Payne in the ass: you wouldn't dare

Tommo: try me

Payne in the ass: 😔

Styles: AS I was saying 😠 I miss you baby girl :(

Me: :,( I miss you too babe, very much. Xx ❤️😭

Tommo: losers

Me: stfu you prick

Styles: don't take the piss out of my girl

Malik✌️: *dramtic eye roll and a gag*

Malik✌️: btw you're bio is sick Y/N ✌️

Payne in the ass: lol yeah it's good

Irish🇬🇧: let's have another toast t the girl almighty !!

Tommo: pray we stay young , stay made of lighteninggg !!

Malik✌️: am I the only, only believer yeAAaaAa

Styles: what's your bio? There's something happenin here ..

Malik✌️: Zayn Maliks eyelashes are longer than your boyfriends dick tbh

Styles: why are dick and Zayn Malik in the same sentence ? :-( use my eyelashes :(

Payne in the ass🍑: jelly baby ha

Me: bc it's funny lmao & you know I'm all about your dick harry 😋

Me: it's 3:07 AM so imma go sleep while you lot explore Japan 😩

Styles: baby! Why are you awake so late? Jesus, go to sleep. I'll speak to you tomorrow baby girl, I love you. X. H.

Me: I missed you all lol and ok :3 I miss you too haz, loads and loads. I love you too, and I know who you are you don't need to sign of with a H babe. Xx 😏

Tommo: yuck! Goodnight Y/N sweet nightmares mwah

Malik✌️: night kid ❤️

Styles: shush woman & sleep 💤💤💤

Irish🇬🇧: night love

Irish🇬🇧: GOALLL YESS FUCK !!!

Payne in the ass🍑: watch out for the bed bugs lol 😈

Payne In the ass🍑: nightttt X

Styles: ooh you like my dick

Tommo: I give up with all you slow fuckers ✋✋✋

Me: Night guysss! 😆💤✌️❤️❤️

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