Saiibo oneshots (finished)

There! Right there!

Requested by:Flaming_SaiiboAce
Fluff
Warnings: none
Sensitive?-cannot be
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Kinda song fic but not really
Rules:
Song lyrics-this only one sings
This-when they all sing
Normal-normal
Shuichi just thinks things in the middle of the song cause he is to shocked and confused to say it out loud...if you were wondering.
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Shuichi pov

I was siting in The dining hall, eating breakfast...I was maybe a little late today cause I overslept the announcement and now I'm here. Then I heard the door open and in the room entered kaede, rantaro, Tenko, kokichi And Kaito...oh yeah Keebo was in the kitchen.

They all came up to me and Kede spoke up:

There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!

She grabbed my face while she sang that 'what is going on?'
Then Rantaro sang in the same tune:

I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay

That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?

They all sang, and Kaito held up a random perfume 'I'm sacred'.

But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'
What are we seein'?
Is he gay?

Of course he's gay!
Or European?

'What?!' I was in shock 'what is going on?! European...gay?!' They put a chair in the middle of the room and a light shone on me. I held on a chair for dear life.

Oh

Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

Well, hey, don't look at me!

Kokichi shouted while they question if I'm gay or European 'what does that even mean?!'
Kaede then started to sing again

You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

They all shouted while looking at me.

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks

Oh, please

'Thats doesn't make any sense?! Why are they singing this?!' And why did Tenko-

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

'Shades of gray like that-'

Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

'...I dont speak french'