Science puns

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THIRD PERSON POV:

"So oxygen went on a date with potassium today," Peter says nonchalantly. "It went OK."

"I thought oxygen was dating magnesium." Shuri gasps. "OMg."

"Actually I'm pretty sure oxygen asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was like, NO," Bruce added and they all snickered.

"I thought oxygen had a double bond with the hydrogen twins," Rhodey said.

"Looks like someone's a HO," Tony said and they all groaned.

"NaBrO," Rhodey said, waving his hand.

"You're all dead to me," Steve says.

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Sorry, it was short, I just wanted to get this down.

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Chloe

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