Honeymoon & Skyler's Revenge

God Complex

In a hotel a police officer was walking down the corridor "My name is Lucy Hayward, and I'm the last one left. It's funny. You don't know what's going to be in your room until you see it, then you realise it could have never been anything else.The gaps between my worship are getting shorter. This is what happened to the others. It's all so clear now. I'm so happy. Praise him. Praise him Praise him""Praise him" the voice said as it goes into the theam tune.

The tardis flys through the vortex and it introduces the cast of the show. And the title and then we arrive back outsude rose house the tardis landed and Beth and merlin walked out "how was your trip" it was good how rose "merlin asked as raven nods" yeah she fine can we come with you ""yeah sure raven come on"Andrew said as raven ran to him as clone Rebecca joins her as the other stay with rose and wave as the other disappeared and they land in a hotel" Let's go to Ravan-Skala, he says. The people are six hundred feet tall. You have to talk to them in hot air balloons and the Tourist Information Centre is made of one of their hats, he says. I'm sorry, but I don't see any huge hats""Amy, raven, Rebecca, Beaky, this could be the most exciting thing I have ever seen" Andrew said looking around "You're kidding""How can you be excited about a rubbish hotel on a rubbish bit of Earth "raven wonder as Andrew gets excited"Because, assembled Ponds, this is not Earth. This has just been made to look like Earth. The craftsmanship involved. Can you imagine" "What? Then where are we" clone Rebecca said frowning "I don't know. Something must have yanked us off course. Look at the detail on that cheese plant" "Right, but who would mock up an Earth hotel" Rory said wonder "Colonists maybe, recreating a bit of home, like when ex-pats open English pubs in Majorca. No, whoever did this, I am shaking his stroke her hand stroke tentacle""Have you seen these? Look at the labels underneath Commander Halke, defeat.Tim Heath, having his photo taken. Lady Silver-Tear, Daleks" he said looking at picture on the wall "Paige Barnes, other people's socks. Tim Nelson, balloons. Novice Prin, sabrewolves. Royston Luke Gold, Plymouth? Lucy Hayward, that brutal gorilla. Doctor, what does it mean" "I don't know. Let's find out" he said as he rang the bell as three people came in "Whoa" "Blimey, that was a bit quick" raven said as they stand back "We surrender" "No, it's okay, we're not" Rory said frowning "We surrender""We're nice" Rory put his hand up "She's threatening me with a chair leg""Who are you" Rita said wondering who they are "Oh god, we're back in reception" "We surrender" gibbis said really scared "I've never been threatened with a chair leg before. No, hang on, I tell a lie""Did you just say, it's okay, we're nice"clone Rebecca said looking at Rory "Okay, I need everyone to shut up, now" "Rita, be careful, yeah" howie said looking at Rita "Their pupils are dilated. They're as surprised as we are. Besides which, if it's a trick, it'll tell us something""Oh, you're good. Oh, she's good. Amy, with regret, you're fired" Andrew said looking at amy "What""I'm kidding.We'll talk. I take it from the pathological compulsion to surrender, you're from Tivoli" he said smiling "Yes. The most invaded planet in the galaxy. Our anthem is called Glory To Insert Name Here""You with the face, Howie, you said you were surprised to be back in reception" raven said looking at him"The walls move. Everything changes""You, clever one. What's he talking about" Andrew said frowning " The corridors twist and stretch. Rooms vanish and pop up somewhere else. It's like the hotel's alive." "That's quite enough of that" he said stoping the music "Yeah, and it's huge, with, like, no way out"" Have you tried the front door" Rory wonder "No. In two days it never occurred to us to try the front door. Thank God you're here""They're not doors, they're walls. Walls that look like doors. Door-walls, if you like, or dwalls. Woors even, though you'd probably got it when you said they're not doors. I mean, the windows are Right, big day if you're a fan of walls" Andrew seeing the wall " It's not just that. The rooms have things in them""Things? Hello! What kind of things? Interesting things? I love things, ask anyone" he said smiling "Bad dream""Well, that killed the mood. How did you get here" raven said wondering how they got here "I don't know. I'd just started my shift. I must have passed out, because suddenly I was here""I was blogging. Next thing, this" howie said telling them how he got there "Oh, I was at work. I'm in Town Planning. We're lining all the highways with trees so invading forces can march in the shade""Ah" Andrew smiled "Which is nice for them""Yeah" they all nod " So, what have we got. People snatched from their lives and dropped into an endless, shifting maze that looks like a 1980s hotel with bad dreams in the bedrooms Well, apart from anything else, that's just rude We'll pop back to the Tardis, I'll do a planet-wide diagnostic sweep, and then we'll have a sing song ""Where's the Tardis? You parked it there, didn't you" clone Rebecca said frowning "What's a Tardis" "Our way out. And it's gone" Rory said in shock "Okay, this is bad. At the moment, I don't know how bad, but certainly we're three buses, a long walk and eight quid in a taxi from good. Are there any more of you" "Joe. But he's tied up right now" Rita explain "Doing what" "No, I mean he's tied up right now" she said as they walk into the room to see dummy and a man tied up to a chair "Hello. I'm the Doctor""We're going to die here" Joe said looking at him " Well, they certainly didn't mention that in the brochure. Is Joe there? Can I have a quick word" "Oh, it's still me, Doctor, but I've seen the light. I lived a blasphemous life, but he has forgiven my inconstancy, and soon he shall feast" he said looking at Andrew "Well, you've been here two days. What's he waiting for" "We weren't ready. We were still raw" he said "But now you're what, cooked" "if you like. Soon you will be, too. Be patient. First, find your room" he said telling them what they had to do " My room""There's a room here for everyone, Doctor. Even you"he said smiling "You said you'd seen the light now""Nothing else matters anymore. Only him. It's like these things. I used to hate them. They make me laugh now. Gottle o' geer. Gottle o' geer You should go. He'll be here soon" he said as they larght "I think you should come with me Why you four? That's what I don't understand. Aside from all the other things I don't understand""What does it matter? Sooner or later, someone will come along and rescue us. Or enslave us" gibbis said really scared "First, we find the Tardis. Quick thing before we go. If you feel drawn to a particular room, do not go in, and make sure someone else can see you at all times"" Joe said, he will feast. Is there something here with us" Andrew wonder"Something to add, Joe""Here comes a candle to light you to bed. Here comes a chopper to chop off your head. Chop, chop, chop, chop" Joe said as they did not want to lisern to him any longer "Can we do something about him" "Personally, I think you've got the right idea. Times like this, I think of my old school motto. Resistance Is Exhausting" gibbis said as they wheel him down the corridor " I've worked out where we are""Hmm" raven wonder"Norway""Norway" clone Rebecca wonder"You see, the US government has entire cities hidden in the Norwegian mountains. You see, Earth is on a collision course with this other planet, and this is where they're going to send all the rich people when it kicks off""Amazing" tory said smiling " It's all there on the internet""No, it's amazing you've come up with a theory even more insane than what's actually happening" he said as they go "Hello" "Have you forgotten your PE kit again? Right, that's it, you're doing it in your pants" the teacher said as howie opens the door "Hey! Don't!" "Oh, look, girls, it's H-H-H-Howie" the girl said giggle "What's loser in K-K-K-Klingon" "Praise him.Shut the d, d, d, the door. This is just some m, m, messed up CIA stuff, I'm, I'm, I'm telling you" howie said as the door closed "You're right. Keep telling yourself that. It's a CIA thing, nothing more" "Er guys" clone Rebecca said seeing a exit door with Rory " Look.Okay, whatever that is, it's not real, yeah" "No. No, I'm sure it isn't, but just in case, let's run away and hide anyway. In here"andrew said as they try and find a place to hide" No, this way! I've found a""A B in mathematics? You are lazy. Do you understand me, girl? Lazy" Rita dad said " I'm sorry. Daddy, I'm so sorry.Praise him" "Rory, come on" raven said as they both ran There was a "" Come on Eek" and they see weeping angel "Don't blink""What"howie wonder what's going on "Amy, get back. Why haven't they got us yet Amy, they're not real""What" amy said frowning "They should have got us by now. Amy, look at me. Focus on me. It's your bad dream, that's all"" I don't even think they're for us"he said as she walked to the door "Doctor, what are you doing" "I'm sorry, I just have to see what it is. I just have to see Oh, look at you. Oh, you are beautiful. Oh, dear. I think it's going after Joe" he said seeing a creature going for Joe "Come on, come to me. Come to me. Argh! Praise him"" Leave him alone! Joe Joe! Joe! Joe? Joe! Joe. Joe, what happened" he said runing after him "If we can wedge a chair under the door handles, that should stop anything from getting in""Help yourself to tea. Guys, tea over here" Rita said as she made some tea.