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1. The virgin theory verification

(From Chapter 26 …Nayeon replies : “Man and woman who are deprived for a long time usually behaves strangely, like Director Jeon and Manager Song.  They are more critical and easily irritable, it’s a result from abstaining from sex for too long.”)

Jungkook scoffed at Nayeon’s abstinence theory… until he was no longer a virgin.  

One night, he wraps his arm around Lisa and says : “There is some truth in Nayeon’s theory after all.”

Lisa is confused: “What are you talking about?”

Jungkook answers : “Lately, I feel that life has taken a turn for the better.  I am more happy and contented.  Previously, I was more pugnacious and easily irritated.” 

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2. The crab meal

Jungkook and Lisa are regular diners at seafood restaurants.  

A weekend shortly after they finished the case at Jisoo’s office, they went to a seafood restaurant to have crabs.  

Usually, most of the food is consumed by Jungkook, as he really likes seafood.  Lisa is rather indifferent, so the best parts of the crab ends up in Jungkook’s stomach.  

But this time, Jungkook remembers Suga reserving the best parts for Lisa when he invited Lisa to his house. So…

He takes out the best meaty parts of the crab, puts them in a plate and gives it to Lisa : “You don’t have to thank me.”

Lisa is surprised to see him giving her his favourite parts of the crabs.  Then, she remembers the ‘Suga's incident’ too.  She thinks to herself : Surely, he is not jealous… is he?  

She suddenly feels very touched.  She blushes as she picks up a piece of crabmeat he gave her.  

Jungkook looks at her and smiles : “Wow.  You truly do blush every time you eat good quality crabmeat.  What sort of strange psychological response is that?"

Lisa answers : “… Because I like… it.”  

Because I like you!  You arrogant fool!  

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3. Watching TV

One day, Mr. and Mrs. Jeon  are watching a programme on law and order produced by the CCTV, where crimes are reenacted.   And that particular episode starts with showing a car that is shaking violently because a couple is having sex inside the car.  

Lisa (blushing) : “How could they….”

This is a fascinating eye opener for Jungkook  : “Oh… it’s possible to do this?”

Lisa : “Let’s skip this.”

Jungkook : “No.  Let’s watch it again.  I must write a letter to commend the team that produced this episode.  This is both entertaining and educational.  It’s killing two birds with one stone.”

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4. Hi Robot

One day, Lisa bought a robot vacuum cleaner.  

Mr. Jeon’s upper lip curled in disdain as he watches the little round and flat machine moved around the room.  

That night, Lisa woke up in the middle of the night.  She heard Jungkook’s voice coming from the study : “Hi Robot.  This is Miri.”  

Lisa was stunned:  We have guests in the house at this time of the night? 

Then she opened the door and found Jungkook squatting down in the middle of the room. Miri was on his left, and the robot vacuum cleaner was on his right.  

Lisa said to herself: Ah, looks like her husband has a second little companion!

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5. Family Performance

First of June.  The kindergarten requests each family to come up with a performance item.

This is a difficult task for the Jeon family,

The teacher suggests : “Perhaps you can sing a song together.  That is the most simple option.”

Immediately, both Mr. Jeon and Mrs. Jeon refuses : “No!”

In the end, Jungkook tells the teacher they will perform a dance.  A scene from Swan Lake.  Lisa is shocked…

Later, she realises what he really means.  The dance will be performed by Lisa and their daughter.  As for father and son, they will pretend to be trees.  Two trees that stand on stage from the start to the end of the dance. 

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6. Vinegar

At one stage, Lisa likes to drink cider vinegar.  Jungkook  ridicules her as ‘the woman who likes to drink vinegar’  

(Note : the phrase ‘like to drink vinegar’ means ‘a lover that easily gets jealous’.)  

Lisa retorts : “Don't you like drinking vinegar too?”

But Jungkook  is not the same Jungkook  who didn’t know much about love when they first started dating.   He gets what she means straight away.

He thinks about it seriously for a while : “Yes, I like to drink vinegar that’s from your cup.”

Then he gives her a proud glance : “You see, I am not the same low EQ guy that I used to be.”

Lisa : “…..”

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7. Forging signatures

Lisa usually signs for all the invoices and receipts that gets delivered to the house, e.g.. courier receipts, water bills etc.

One day, she was out when a delivery arrived.  Jungkook signed for it.  

When she returned home, she gave a sigh : “I had to imitate your signature before.”

He was stunned for a moment,  She then told him the reason she had to do that.  

After hearing the explanation, he smiled.  

Then next day, when a courier arrived, he quickly went to the door : “I will sign for it.”  

Then when someone came to deliver the water bill, he picked up his Mont Blanc pen and opened the door…

Lisa : " Stopping being so pompous, will you?"

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