Finding the Right Words

*Chapter 117- Kinda Sorta

*Em's e-mail to Mel*

Hey! How's Chile?! I hear it's warm down there. It's still kind of cold in Korea, but it's even colder back home. In Wisconsin, lol. I don't really know much about Chile, but I guess the internet connection isn't that great, because you're never on for webchatting. Nor have you responded to my other e-mails. MEL! THIS IS IMPORTANT! I can only imagine how your boyfriend feels.

Speaking of boyfriends... I don't even know how it happened, but... yeah. I'm dating Minho. from SHINee. I met Zelo at a variety show one time, and IT WAS AWESOME! He has such pudgey cheeks, and--

Anyway, so I met him. But (and don't tell anyone this) he has a girlfriend. Isn't that CRAZY?! Just a reminder; he's younger than even you. And debuted before you did... you debuted old, didn't you? Hahaha, just kidding. Okay, back on topic, so he actally is dating someone. She looks adorable, though. Good couple. (Although I'm doing a background check on her, just in case). 

Oh yeah, back to Minho! I feel bad for him, LOL. He's nice, and weird. You know, I'm just trying to get close to him to defeat the evil wizard, right? He's not the real Minho. I just need him to believe that I like him. So I can save the real Minho. The one in your pond. But don't tell him. I have a plan. But what if he has an evil plan for me, too? What if he's going to turn me into a frog, too? O.O

I'll be careful. So, yeah. That happened. It was a really big mess, and I'm still a bit confused about it. I just went to dinner with him. You know, as a payback for saving each others lives. And then it was a "you should go to a movie with me, to thank you for taking me to dinner." and "Thanks for the movie, so do you want to go sightseeing with me?" And it just kept happening like that. We were so grateful that we never stopped thanking each other. 

It sounds really weird, writing it like that. But, then again, I guess it kind of is. It doesn't make any sense to me, either, hahaha. I have picture proof! I can compete with you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (See the picture dump below). No more looking at "ZhouMel" selcas and going "you guys suck." No, NO MORE! 

Mail me back! You're the one who's supposed to be the big Korean-American star, and you're the one missing everything! By the way, you're in trouble for giving evil Wizard Minho-doppelganger my phone number! No complaining! ASAP!

*Mel's e-mail to Emily*

I don't even know what to say. Seriously, when I read your e-mail, I just kind of stared at the screen with my mouth open for like, two minutes. I kind of wanted it to happen, but I didn't actually think... Wow.

Just goes to show that fate has different things in mind than our heads do. I learned that the hard way. Congrats on your "Viral Artist" award at the MAMAs, by the way! I heard I won a whole bunch of awards, and I wasn't even there to accept them. The company was that desperate to get rid of me. Jung Ah had to accept them for me, bring them back, and then I had to make a video acceptance for the award. HUGE pain. I really wish I could have been there with you guys!

On the matter of Zelo having a girlfriend: you know I don't even know the guy, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I have my own secrets to worry about. You know. I understand his issue. I hope you got some quality fangirling time, though, hahaha. With Zelo. Nothing better for a bad day than some good fangirling. Works every time.

Chile is nice. The mountains are really tall and pretty here, and the scenery is crazy. It is a lot warmer here than it is at home, but I spent some time near Cape Horn, where it was pretty cold. The stars were amazing, though. You wouldn't recognize the night sky, though. I don't even know how to describe it.

The internet connection around the cities isn't bad, especially in Santiago. Not South-Korea high speed Wi-Fi by any means, but still decent enough. Outside of the cities, though, there's, like, nothing. Sorry! I just came back from the far, far, far, far FAR south, so I didn't receive any e-mails until today.